07/09/2026
YOUR WEEK’S SORTED. FIND YOUR GOOD THONGS. 🍻🌹
Seven days at the Native Rose Hotel. Because “we should catch up soon” isn’t a plan, Sharon. It’s something you’ve been saying since February.
🍔 MONDAY — FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE BURGERS
$15 burgers, add an NR beer for $5, plus $15 classic cocktails. From 12pm.
Cheaper than going to Woolies for “a few things” and somehow spending $143.
🎤 TUESDAY — SCHNITTY & A SHOW
$15 chicken schnitzel, add an NR beer for $5 from 12pm. Open mic from 7pm.
Your shower’s heard enough. It’s our turn.
🌮 WEDNESDAY — TACOS & MARGS
$5 tacos and $14 margaritas from 12pm.
A much better use of your mouth than saying “just circling back” in another Teams meeting.
🍝 THURSDAY — PASTA, THEN PUBLIC PERFORMANCE
Pasta & wine $25 from 12pm. Karaoke from 8pm.
Carbs first. Crimes against Whitney Houston later. Some people have a gift. Others have a very supportive table.
🎸 FRIDAY — BRING HOME THE BACON. POSSIBLY LITERALLY.
Pizza & beer $30 from 12pm. Three meat raffles from 5pm. Native Rose House Band in the front bar from 8pm.
Win a meat tray and suddenly your night at the pub becomes “providing for the family”.
🔥 SATURDAY — ROSHANI
Live from 7.30pm.
Get off the couch. The dent will still be there when you get home.
🎶 SUNDAY — PERSONS OF INTEREST & THE SOUL SURFERS
Persons of Interest from 3pm. The Soul Surfers from 7.30pm.
Yes, Persons of Interest is the band name. Not an official description of the blokes near the pool table.
👧 Kids eat free all weekend, 12–7pm.*
Lovely news for anyone funding a tiny food critic who thinks toast has been cut incorrectly.
📍 Native Rose Hotel, Rozelle
Send this to the group chat. We’ve organised the week. You just need to organise Dave.
*Kids eat free: T&Cs apply.