Tofu Monkey

Tofu Monkey 🐒 Fast, fun tofu bowls, burgers & desserts. Swinging into Sydney 2026. Join our troop for news, pop-ups & secret specials.

🐒 WARNING: Tofu Monkey is looking for a Chief Marketing Officer 🍌Ideally someone slightly unhinged (professionally).You’...
24/05/2026

🐒 WARNING: Tofu Monkey is looking for a Chief Marketing Officer 🍌

Ideally someone slightly unhinged (professionally).

You’ll need to:
⚡ love food culture
⚡ understand the internet
⚡ enjoy startup chaos
⚡ know how to build hype
⚡ and believe tofu deserves main character energy

We’re not looking for someone to “manage social media”.

We’re looking for someone to help build a cult brand from the ground floor.

The role?
🐒 unpaid initially
🍌 equity involved
🚀 Sydney-based ideal
🌏 16 stores in Australia with global ambitions

Most of our co-founding team came from one LinkedIn post.

Which means this post might accidentally change someone’s life too.

👀 Curious?

The full job ad is now live on LinkedIn.

Go find it. 🍌

Team Tofu Monkey is busily working through all the feedback from the Taste Sessions atm… sweeter, thicker, crisper, less...
20/05/2026

Team Tofu Monkey is busily working through all the feedback from the Taste Sessions atm… sweeter, thicker, crisper, less spicy, more spicy, more crunch, more veggies, “can we build our own” - don’t worry we are reviewing everything to ensure that the menu at launch is 🤩 WOW

If you have any ideas about how we should be serving tofu then please let us know, a slide into our DMs is just fine 😃

🐒 Meet the monkeys building Tofu Monkey 🍌

🍌 James — Founder & CEO
Professional chaos coordinator. Career & life coach turned tofu evangelist. Big vision, big energy, occasionally too many ideas before breakfast. .wright.coach

🎨 Ben — Co-Founder & Guardian of Integrity
Fashion brain, finance brain, design eye. The man responsible for making sure we don’t scale into something ugly, boring or off-brand.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Anu — Chief Community Officer
Building the culture, the people systems and the customer love. Basically the glue holding the monkey cage together. .ahuja

🤖 Parthiv — Chief Technology Officer
Data nerd. Automation enthusiast. Quietly figuring out how to make tofu smarter, faster and more scalable.

💰 Alex — Chief Revenue Officer
The Profitability Architect. The man making sure the monkey business actually makes money. Revenue, margins, growth and scaling without losing the plot.

⚙️ Greg — Chief Operating Officer
Turning tofu-fuelled delusion into actual stores, systems and operations. If something needs building, fixing or scaling, Greg’s probably already on it. .caleo

🍜 Chef Kenny — Chief Food Officer
The flavour wizard making tofu the main character. Big taste, fast ex*****on and zero tolerance for boring food.

One LinkedIn post.
One slightly unhinged tofu idea.
Now somehow… this.

15/05/2026

For lovers, the curious and converting the sceptics…

We got first glimpse of a lease today and reckon we will be open in time for World Tofu Day on July 26 - manifesting good things with the real estate gods this weekend 🧘‍♂️

World Tofu Day is observed annually on July 26th, including in 2026. This day celebrates tofu as a versatile, nutritious, and sustainable plant-based protein, encouraging people to explore its health benefits and culinary uses. It was initiated to promote a healthier, more compassionate, plant-based diet.

14/05/2026

The debate continues… are you team sweet or team savoury?

Tofu. Done right. 369,726,366 combinations to try!

13/05/2026

You missed Chef Kenny’s freshly made Tofu Fa at last week’s Taste Sessions where we shared our menu in development with more than 100 people to get feedback on what should make it through to our first Tofu Bar coming in July

11/05/2026

With 16 signature tofu bowls to choose from or a complete build your own option you can go sweet, savoury or something inbetween.

And here’s some of what you ate 🐒
10/05/2026

And here’s some of what you ate 🐒

The Tofu Monkey Troop is exhausted but we couldn’t be happier 🥳More than 100 people came along over the Taste Sessions t...
10/05/2026

The Tofu Monkey Troop is exhausted but we couldn’t be happier 🥳

More than 100 people came along over the Taste Sessions this week and gave their honest opinions about our menu in development.

16 signature tofu bowls presented, more than 1500 serves, some shared some snatched 😂 for solo consumption and some requests for seconds.

We’ll share the results in more detail with you shortly there’s literally thousands of comments to digest.

In the meantime just one big thank you to everyone in Sydney that showed up and offered their support… you’re all officially fabulous and we hope you enjoyed the time as much as we did.

Love ya, bye for now and have a great Sunday evening 😘

Thank you to everyone who came to the first Tofu Monkey Taste Sessions.To the tofu lovers.  The tofu curious.  And espec...
08/05/2026

Thank you to everyone who came to the first Tofu Monkey Taste Sessions.

To the tofu lovers.
The tofu curious.
And especially the sceptics who gave us a chance anyway.

You brought appetite, opinions, energy, and a lot of very enthusiastic feedback.

Over the past few months, this has been an idea slowly taking shape in kitchens, conversations, sketches, and late-night flavour experiments.

This week, it finally became real.

Seeing people laughing over bowls, debating favourites, going back for “just one more bite” and embracing the slightly strange little world we’re building meant a lot to us.

And we’re only just getting started.

Thank you for being part of the early Troop.
More soon.

🐒

07/05/2026

Last chance to book.

And honestly… if your dinner plans involve another sad pizza, or Saturday looks like a crowded brunch queue, or pretending to enjoy poached eggs again — we can do better.

🐒

This week’s Tofu Monkey Taste Sessions are almost full.

16 Signature Tofu Bowls
A few glasses of wine.
Good people.
Bold flavours.
And tofu doing things you probably weren’t expecting.

📅 Thursday & Friday from 5.30pm
📅 Saturday brunch
📍 The Cannery, Rosebery

Bring your appetite.
Bring your opinions.

👉 Link in bio to grab the final spots.

Address

18 / 61-71 Mentmore Avenue
Rosebery, NSW
2018

Website

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/tofu-monkey-120951555460, http://eepurl.com/iKB0L2zrAZ

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