Crooked Spire Coffee House

26/09/2026

Grand Final Day. Fuel up like a champion. ☕💜

You can't expect to win a flag on coffee that comes with a side of fries and taste like dishwater 😬. The purple haze are fuelled, focused and ready. The other mob will be flat by quarter time and blaming the the umpires. 😉

We've got the game on the BIG screen today, so come down, grab a proper coffee and a feed for breakfast, and settle in for the big one in a relaxed, family friendly spot.

Bring the kids, bring the purple, bring the voice. ⚓

03/09/2026

Expert picks tonight from arguably two of Midland’s finest footy pundits, Ian and Rocky. 🎙️

Ian’s locked in Dockers.
Rocky says Midland.

Can’t argue with that.

Grab your own supporter beanie at Crooked Spire, great gift for Father’s Day 🎁🟣⚓

02/09/2026

Plot twist: your new best friend has leaves 🪴

Come for the coffee, leave with a plant you didn’t know you needed

25/07/2026

Making things sharp at Crooked Spire Coffee House

Now until 2pm today 🔪✂️🪓
Eftpos available, if its blunt bring it down & grab a coffee or feed while you wait 👍

24/07/2026

24/07/2026

Get your supporter beanies at Crooked Spire Midland and represent for the big games! 🦅⚓

No judgement here, whoever you barrack for, even if it's not Freo, we'll still make you a coffee. 😉

See you soon! ☕🧢

11/07/2026

It’s cold out there tonight 🥶 and some of our Midland mates are sleeping in it.

So there’s now a donation bin at Crooked Spire supporting the legends at Midland Meals. Next time you’re at the shops grab an extra flanno, some new socks, a hoodie, trackies, whatever. Sleeping bags, pillows and backpacks are gold too. And don’t forget the pantry, pasta, tinned food and any non-perishables are always needed.

Chuck it all in the donation bin and it’ll get to the people who need it.

Midland looks after Midland ❤️

03/07/2026

BREAKING: While the Warriors, Cavs and Heat fight over him, LeBron James has taken his talents to Midland.

Crooked Spire Coffee & Art House is pleased to confirm the signing of the free agent on a league minimum deal. One flat white per shift and a staff discount on toasties.

The only dunking he'll be doing now is biscuits.

Welcome to the team, big fella. You start Monday.

05/06/2026

PSA: we’ve restocked and the gifts are elite. Come for the coffee ☕️ stay for the brekky 🥓 🍳 🥞 leave with something your mum might not approve of 👿. No judgement here. Open all weekend 7 till 2, weekdays 6 till 2 ✌️