The Frankland

18/07/2026

Government 🙄

06/07/2026

Have any other businesses received letters of demand regarding road side signs from Florence and Rob at the Denmark Shire?
I have just been told on the phone by Florence that all businesses with roadside signage have been contacted and will need to remove all road side signs. This would include Bow Bridge, Peaceful Bay Fish and Chips, The Frankland, Moombaki Wines and dozens of other businesses in the Shire of Denmark that rely on roadside signs for their businesses to survive. It’s little wonder this country is quickly turning to sh*te with stupid rules being enforced by people who have no idea what it takes to run a business. If you have just received a letter please comment below.

16/05/2026

IMPORTANT BUSINESS UPDATE

We are proud to officially announce a new partner at The Frankland:

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.

Before anyone asks:
No, Albo will not be stretching pizza dough.
No, he won’t be cleaning beer lines.
And he will not be working the lunch rush during school holidays or doing any of the hard graft that makes a small business possible.

But after reviewing our BAS statements, payroll, super, land taxes, licensing, beer excise tax, WorkCover, GST tax obligations and new Capital Gains Tax on businesses we realised he already owns a substantial stake in the business anyway so we’ve decided to make him an official partner.

So here’s what customers can expect under the new co-management arrangement:

• Albo has proposed that all pizzas over 11 inches be classified as “luxury assets” and will have a 30% levy on them

Operationally, Anthony’s role will mainly involve:
appearing in photos,
monitoring beer excise, making sure we do a welcome to country each morning when we open, and ensuring we continue working hard enough to fund Canberra and those ‘struggling’ to make ends meet by milking NDIS whilst on a student visa.

We’d also like to thank him personally for only taking 47% and his contribution to every good weekend we’ve ever had 🍺

Because life is easy under Albanese..

25/04/2026

At the going down of the
sun and in the morning, we
will remember them.

They shall grow not old, as
we that are left grow old.

Greater love hath no man
than this, that a man lay
down his life for his friends.

We live in freedom
because they did not shrink
from the ultimate sacrifice.

ANZAC DAY

Lest we forget 💐

25/04/2026

20/04/2026

Open this ANZAC Day long weekend.🇦🇺
Join us for great pizza, cold beers, and great vibes.

Lest we forget. 🇦🇺

15/04/2026

EMPTY THE KEGS DAY
COMING SOON 🍻🍺🍻

See you, This Sunday 🥰😊

09/04/2026

Happy Friday at the Frankland
We are open 11.30 am to 9 pm
Come and join us and watch Freo vs Collingwood at 5.40 pm
💜🤍🖤

08/04/2026

Enjoy live music by Adam 🎶
The perfect place for your holiday at The Frankland

Great Southern gigs 🙏
Boston Brewing Co. Denmark
Wilson's Brewery Bar
The Frankland