Smoky Mountain Hideaway

Smoky Mountain Hideaway Smoky Mountain Hideaway is a comfort food restaurant, American restaurant, and southern restaurant that specializes in traditional, handmade classics.

Located in Mount Glorious QLD, this restaurant offers a unique take on American BBQ with a focus on simple, spicy, and vinegary Western Carolina BBQ. Whether you're craving familiar favorites or looking to try something new, Smoky Mountain Hideaway provides an affordable dining experience that captures the heart and soul of Southern cuisine.

We had to drop in for one last round at Helios Brewing Company We've had some good times here. Also, I'm proud to say th...
26/04/2026

We had to drop in for one last round at Helios Brewing Company
We've had some good times here. Also, I'm proud to say they were one of our first and favourite suppliers.
The taproom is open for one last hurrah next Saturday. So, drop in if you get the chance!
Jaclyn highly recommends the Goddess Red Rye. The cranky American behind the stove reckons the Cyclops is better. Although, a Kronos or a Zeus never disappoints... What can I say, we've sampled quite a bit of their amazing beer over the years.

Lesson 1: If a knife is special, other people will want to use it. Don't let them. Lesson 2: If you ignore Lesson 1, Mur...
30/07/2025

Lesson 1: If a knife is special, other people will want to use it. Don't let them.
Lesson 2: If you ignore Lesson 1, Murphy's Law dictates that your knife will definitely get dropped, abused, or otherwise mistreated. It's like having an expensive pair of sunnies. They'll get stepped on or go missing immediately. Meanwhile, that cheap pair you bought from Woolies 20 years ago refuses to die.
Anyway as usual, I digress. If you need a knife repaired, or just a bit of a touch up, Paul's knives up in Mount Nebo does an excellent job. This sad looking petty knife came back with a new lease on life. Also, it's now wicked sharp. If you care about cooking, then you should care about your knives..... Enforce Lesson 1!
https://www.paulsknives.com.au/

Hello hello,First thing's first, we really appreciate the fact that folks have taken the time to reach out to see how we...
24/07/2025

Hello hello,
First thing's first, we really appreciate the fact that folks have taken the time to reach out to see how we're doing and to enquire as to what we'll be up to down the track.
While we didn't have uprooting our business and our home on our 2025 bingo card, we will forever be immensely proud of what it is that we've accomplished over the last few years. Is there more to do? Of course. But in the meantime, we're grateful to have been something of a gateway to real Southern food in a place that's just about as far from Appalachia as a person can get.

Mostly, we've been trying to adjust to civilian life. It's funny, you can spend 4 years or so rolling out of bed at stupid o'clock and trying to juggle a job and a family with a restaurant where some damned fool refuses to buy premade buns or chips, and after awhile the absurd seems perfectly normal. But if I'm being honest, I reckon the borderline absurd is what makes it all worthwhile.

If you told someone that you wanted to make a cheeseburger, but first you needed to get a sourdough starter going, and then spend hours making some lard for your buns and then a couple of days making said buns, they'd start to worry. If you then told that someone that you'd need to take some time to smoke some onions, tomatoes and garlic so that you could follow-up by spending a few hours making your BBQ sauce, they'd worry that perhaps they weren't worried enough. If you then told them that on the day you'd be grinding a mixture of chuck and brisket so that you could form a big 'ol patty and smoke it for a bit before vacuum sealing it and putting it into a sous-vide for a couple of hours, they'd likely start voicing their concerns in the hopes that you'd come back to the land of the lackadaisically sane. If you were to tell them that you'd be flashing your ground in-house, smoked and sous-vided patty in an unhealthy amount of beef tallow that you had also rendered in-house, before serving it up on your homemade bun with mayo, mustard, gherkins, thinly sliced onions and that BBQ sauce that anyone reading this has already forgotten, well I reckon you'd have someone telling you that your cheese has done slipped off your cracker.
Now, do it again and again while looking after a menu full of items that are treated with the same level of respect.
That's what we did, and for anyone wondering, that's what we'll be doing down the track.

No doubt it would be easier to find a space where we could serve up 'food' by plating up a bunch of mass-produced, soulless sludge. Or, we could try to convince ourselves that a fried egg on a store-bought roll with some badly cooked bacon, wilted rocket and a sauce that's as natural as motor oil is the bestest best thing that you'll ever have.
That's not what we're about.

So, where to from here?
Our son has recently learned that the fat American's name isn't "daddy go to work?" We've fried some chicken, tinkered with veal piccata and I've currently got a meat sauce on the stove that's hours in the making in preparation for a lasagne that's hours away from being done. All of that is to say that for the time being, we're going to enjoy living like normal folks. But rest assured that we'll be up to something sooner or later. Watch this space.
In the meantime, we'll try to update y'all with our random cooking experiments and whatever else we feel like yammering on about. As always, we hope y'all are looking after one another.

As an aside, how great is it to embrace good food that looks bad? lol In a world full of filter-savvy Instagram monsters, I reckon there's no shame in a badly taken photo of poorly plated deliciousness

Fried chicken with mac & cheese with a side of chicken gravy, livers, greens + ham hock and corn.

Veal piccata/scallopini/stuff from my head (onions, mushrooms, garlic, lemon zest & juice, olives, capers, parsley, white wine a bit of chili cream and a touch of stock) with some Heston style roasted potatoes and corn.

Now, go cook something!

10/05/2025

The upside of having to pack it in for awhile is that we finally get to see what other folks are up to.
If you're after some excellent bbq with a real American feel to it, we're big fans of Jose's Smokey BBQ Bar out in Brendale.
Jose's enthusiasm is infectious and his food is excellent. We had a mixed platter of brisket, a couple types of sausage, taquitos, some wings and pit beans. It was all excellent.

I guess you can't win them all.Some folks have bought the building that we're in, and we've only been informed this week...
24/04/2025

I guess you can't win them all.
Some folks have bought the building that we're in, and we've only been informed this week that we have less than 2 months to ship out. Unfortunately, we have no choice but to close, effective immediately. It takes time to unwind a life, and the food that we make doesn't allow for shortcuts.
We're still processing everything, so our short to medium term plans are rather up in the air.
In the meantime, we want to thank everyone who has had a meal in our home. It's the last one that 2 of our hounds ever had, and the only one that our son has ever known. So, what we've done here will always be special to us. We hope some of y'all feel the same way. Rest assured that cooking will continue to be a part of what we do in some form or another.
As always we hope y'all are looking out for one another.

For folks that have been following our taco tinkering (https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15CLJ9rLaF/), we kept ourselves ...
22/04/2025

For folks that have been following our taco tinkering (https://www.facebook.com/share/p/15CLJ9rLaF/), we kept ourselves busy over the holiday weekend refining our process and flavour combinations.
We lightly fry some cheese directly onto a corn tortilla till golden and then shape it. Then, we load it up with some smoked + pulled beef that's been flashed in our homemade beef tallow for some extra crispiness. Because it's quite rich, we've balanced it out with some pickled onions and a drizzle of a smoked sour cream + dill sauce. For a bit of extra freshness, you can't go wrong with some spring onion. Finally, a bit of heat from some chillies and a wedge of lime for some zing.

I'm not certain if it'll be ready for prime time this weekend, as there's still some refining to do. We'll keep y'all posted!

In the meantime, I reckon our Appalachian Po' Boy will definitely make an appearance.
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We'll see y'all this Saturday and Sunday from 10:30!

We're not going to be open for the Easter weekend. But we figured we'd give y'all something to look forward to for when ...
15/04/2025

We're not going to be open for the Easter weekend. But we figured we'd give y'all something to look forward to for when we're back at it.
Classics are classics for a reason. They're delicious, comforting and familiar. But we like putting our own spin on things. Behold! The Appalachian Po' Boy.
Crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside homemade in-house Cuban bread gets an irresponsible amount of mayo before being piled high with shredded lettuce, tomato and our signature pan-fried livermush. For some extra oomph, we top it off with Southern fried chicken livers, a slightly spicy remoulade inspired dressing and some pickled onions. We'll be adding this one to our menu after the Easter break. Watch this space!

In the middle of *hand waves wildly* EVERYTHING that's going on in the world at the moment, we stumbled upon a post abou...
15/04/2025

In the middle of *hand waves wildly* EVERYTHING that's going on in the world at the moment, we stumbled upon a post about how some of the saddest looking, Old El Paso inspired, I'm too tired to cook, El Cocinero Boyardee specialties are apparently the best tacos in the area.
As an aside, El Cocinero Boyardee is what happens when Chef Boyardee wears a sombrero. But I digress.
The fact that anyone was willing to pay money for these "tacos", much less try to say that they're the best tacos around.... no... just no..... Granted, I'm just a fat, white guy from Appalachia. But I've eaten my fair share of excellent tacos and I couldn't just sit idly by while someone blasphemed one of my favourite foods in the world.
So, that night I took some of what we had on hand and got to creating.
Corn tortillas pan fried in a bit of homemade beef tallow till shapable and crisp. Then a layer of melted cheese. Loaded up with some smoked and braised beef that's been shredded. The beef gets a quick pan fry so that there's some textured crispy bits. Topped with a smoked sour cream + dill sauce, tomatoes, super finely diced onion + jalapeno + coriander and a drizzle of a punchy, chimichurri inspired citrus dressing.
For the sake of tinkering, it also worked pretty well as a tostada. The melting of the cheese didn't cooperate as well on that one though.
All of that is to say that I reckon we'll be putting a taco on the menu soon. It won't be exactly like this, as I was just Frankensteining with leftovers. But it'll be pretty damned delicious. And, miles better than those tortilla wrapped grudges against humanity that caused me to start messing about.

It's said that the best food is cooked out of love. But sometimes, spite and pride wins the day.

Watch this space!

Dickens might've hit us with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." But I reckon I've always liked Bert'...
14/04/2025

Dickens might've hit us with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." But I reckon I've always liked Bert's version better..... "It was the best of oatmeals, it was the worst of oatmeals."
For the purposes of this analogy, let's just embrace the notion that customers are like oatmeal. Take from that whatever you will. Maybe I just wanted an excuse to break out one of my favourite recurring bits from Sesame Street. Don't get me wrong, it's no Robin Williams riffing about the fact that a shoe might be alive because it "has a sole", but it's pretty damned funny. Anyway, all of that is to say that on any given day we're liable to get the best and the worst of oatmeals.
One of the folks that came in on the weekend, I reckon he had tried to book a table at least 3 different times prior. But life being life and Murphy's Law being the strongest force in the universe, we had to ixnay all of his previous bookings at the last minute for a whole host of reasons. Everything from cyclones to power outages to marauding gremlins disguising themselves as our tiny sous-chef. So on the one hand you've got us failing to deliver multiple times, and on the other you've got got someone that rolled with it. He was courteous, friendly and understanding. He appreciated what it is that we do, and most importantly, he showed up with his family and gave the food a shot. Based on the interactions, I reckon they had a good time.
It was the best of oatmeals.

We had someone reach out to us well in advance to ask if we could put together a vegetarian option for them for a booking on Sunday. Now, y'all might've seen that we're starting to push back on folks who saunter up to the counter and demand things that aren't on our menu. But these folks were polite, kind and courteous. So, did we put something together for them? Of course we did. And, I really hope that they liked it. 10 days out of 10, we'd happily do what we can for them if they drop in again for a meal.
It was the best of oatmeals.

We had a table of 15 booked for Sunday. Frankly, large groups can be rough for a kitchen that's as small as ours. But these folks were champions. They ordered from the menu, they were patient and understanding, and they seemed to just appreciate the fact that they were out having a good time. They had fun, and consequently so did we.
It was the best of oatmeals.

We had a booking of 6 on Sunday that I had hoped we could seat outside. But with the on again off again rain and wind, it just wasn't going to work. So, they quite happily shuffled inside. Did I mention that because of the weather it ended up that we were seating the table of 15 at around the same time that these fine folks showed up? Suffice it to say, it was somewhat manic on our side of things for a bit. But they took it in stride. They were polite, friendly, and just generally the kind of folks that you'd never hesitate to open your doors for.
It was the best of oatmeals.

I could keep going, because 99.99% of the people that we get to cook for are the best of oatmeals. It really is an honour to cook for them.

But now we come to the twist in our story. On Sunday we had a massive downpour that conveniently started about 30 seconds before we opened at 10:30. It proceeded to be generally gross and rainy up until about 11:30. We had a booking of 2 show up at 12. They weren't happy that their table was wet. They weren't happy that they didn't get a warm enough greeting on arrival. They weren't happy that we had sold out of wings. They weren't happy that our "limited" menu only had 9 other things on it that aren't wings, not counting desserts, kids meals and our rather amazing (in my opinion) range of craft beer. Now, did they take the opportunity to speak to me when I tried to engage with them as I was chasing our tiny sous chef? No. They sneered and kept on walking. Did they consider that we might've been absolutely hammered on wings straight up from the time that we opened? No. They decided that despite the fact that we had already been open for an hour and a half that 12 was somehow "the start of lunch." Did they take a look around and realize that the place was rocking and we only had 2 folks out front, one of whom was chasing the tiny sous chef while trying to organize 90000 other different things? No. Did they immediately run to the parking lot and leave a 1 star review without having the decency or courtesy to treat anyone in the establishment like human beings? Yes. Yes they did.
It was the worst of oatmeals.

Honestly, I get it. Sometimes maybe you've had a crappy day, week, month or year and all you want is a meal. But regardless of what's going on in your life outside our doors, I can absolutely guarantee you that from the time you rock up at our place, you're not the hardest-working person in the room. You get the chance to leave all of the other nonsense behind. For a brief moment in time, you're afforded the luxury of having a team of people do their level-headed best to feed you. If there's a more noble cause in this world than welcoming someone to your table, I've yet to find it.

Anyway, all of that is to say that when given the choice, be the best of oatmeals. It matters more than what you might think.

As always, look out for one another and we'll see you next time.

Hello all, the fat American cook has some yammering to do.When we first opened, we had hoped to slowly expand our menu a...
09/04/2025

Hello all, the fat American cook has some yammering to do.
When we first opened, we had hoped to slowly expand our menu and our hours so that we were serving up legit Southern fare for breakfast lunch and dinner, 5 days a week. Unfortunately, the universe has taken the approach that the beatings will stop once morale improves. Suffice it to say, there have been challenges.

As a consequence, we're making some changes to how we do things.

The biggest change is that we're saying 'goodbye' to breakfast. There's a perception that we're simply too far away to get to by 9. Personally, I think that's a bit silly, as we're less than an hour from the CBD. But also, I'm not a morning person. So, I'm sympathetic to not wanting to leave the house until lunch. Moving forward, we'll be open from 10:30, instead of 9.

We're also streamlining our menu. With all of the convulsive, economic insanity going on at the moment, we can either lean into a more limited range of the type of food that we love, or we can start serving up pre-made, frozen, mass produced crap. Given the choice between pre-made crap and nothing, I'd prefer to serve nothing. Consequently, we're going to focus on our handmade sandwiches, burgers and Southern style snacks. Essentially, we're going to run the place like a next level food truck.

Lastly, we've tried to be accommodating of dietary restrictions and personal preferences. But we're a small kitchen and my patience is limited. 99.99% of the folks that come through our doors are amazing. They're kind, courteous, patient and understanding. They also know what they're in for when they have our food. But for the .01% who think it's appropriate to berate the front of house staff for not knowing what is and isn't keto friendly, or the folks who ask for a fruit salad or say things like "can't I just have some 'normal food?'" with a straight face. I'm done. We have a menu. Order from it. If nothing on the menu takes your fancy or satisfies the parameters of your fad diet, it's not our responsibility to accommodate you.

For folks who have genuine food allergies, we will continue to do our absolute best to work with you. Because of the amount of food that we make in-house, we can generally be quite confident in letting you know what is and isn't in our food. The last thing we want is to have folks walk away hungry.

For whatever it's worth, we're cooking for love, not necessity. If it doesn't work out, it'll be on our terms.

As always, look out for one another and we hope this finds y'all well.

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1/1814 Mount Glorious Road
Mount Glorious, QLD
4520

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