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Two Sista's Catering, 9/36 George Street, Moe (2026)

04/10/2026

🚨 I HAVE AN ACCOMPLICE!! 🚨

Meet Mitch!! He is the head Foreman! And the Girls Dad

And...

The Head Foreman — HAS THE CARD! 💳😂

Frankly… I’m impressed.

As things start to wrap up on the renno front, Dad has taken possession of the card and headed off to Bunnings! 🔨🪚

He also informed me that while he was in Traralgon, there may have been a little bit of “competition food tasting” done on the card too. 👀

You know… important market research.

No doubt a few gluten-free pies were harmed in the process. 🥧😂

A couple of updates for our Siblings:

☕️ 1. THE CAFE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING LIKE A CAFE!
The renos are really coming together now, and I’ll post a proper update over the next few days!

🥧 2. ALLERGIES & INTOLERANCES MATTER TO US.
Here at 2Sistas, we want to pride ourselves not only on serving bloody good food, but making sure there are bloody good options for people with allergies and intolerances too.

We kind of HAVE to…

Dad can’t eat the glutens.

Apparently that’s what he blames the farts on. 🙄💨

So really, for the safety and wellbeing of the entire 2Sistas team, it’s probably better if we just leave the gluten out where we can. 😂

Meanwhile, my current list of jobs includes:

✏️ Finalise the menu
💳 Business cards
☕️ Coffee cards
📋 Complete our intolerance management plan

Look at me doing actual work for once! 🥹

Although my biggest concern right now is…

I REALLY hope Mitch didn’t give our card back. 👀💳

Because now that Dad’s crossed over to the dark side, I feel like we’re finally building the team I deserve.

Sorry girls.

The unauthorised spending department is expanding. 😂

— Jess,
3rd Sista & now apparently Assistant to the Head Foreman ✌🏼

02/10/2026

🚨 RENOVATION UPDATE — WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 🚨

Siblings… the sign writer has been. 👀

And as you can see from the progress photos, things are looking AMAZING. 😍

HOWEVER.

I’ve noticed a fairly significant error.

The sign says…

TWO SISTAS.

Not THREE. 😳

Excuse me???

At this point, I’m unsure whether:

A) The sign writer has made a terrible mistake.
B) Bec and Ebby have paid them off.
C) This is some sort of power move.
D) I have officially been removed from the Three Sistas without consultation.

Personally, I think this feels targeted. 😂

After everything I’ve contributed to this business — unauthorised spending, leaking confidential information, threatening to hack into the diary, questionable marketing decisions and generally creating unnecessary chaos — THIS is the thanks I get?!

I’ve contacted absolutely nobody about correcting the sign because, quite frankly, I’d like to see how this plays out. 😂

So, Siblings… I need your opinion.

Was this an innocent sign-writing mistake… or have the Two Sistas officially staged a coup and kicked out the Third Sista and done it in such a public manner?! 😳

Choose your side carefully.

I may need somewhere to work very soon. 😂

— Jess
Third Sista… apparently pending review. ✌🏼

01/10/2026

🚨UNFORTUNATE UPDATE RE: OPENING WEEK 🚨

BUT BEC IS IN TRAINING

She is VERY excited about opening week.

Unfortunately… her body has chosen a rather unique way of expressing that excitement. 💃🏼😂

Ive found archives and would i be me if I didnt show you all!

So, I’ve made Bec a deal:

You keep training and perform for everyone during opening week… and I MIGHT stop revealing things I shouldn’t, well before I should.*

*MIGHT being the important word here.

I can confirm Bec is giving training 110%.

Are the feet doing what they’re supposed to? No.
Are the arms involved in an entirely different routine? Potentially.
Does she know what comes after 5, 6, 7, 8? Apparently not.
But LOOK AT THAT EXCITEMENT. 🥹😂

Honestly, you’ve got to admire the commitment. The café isn’t even open yet and she’s already throwing herself around like we’ve hit our first million bucks in sales.

Opening week is getting VERY close, Siblings, and while we can promise you great coffee, delicious food and plenty of laughs…

We cannot promise good dancing.

BUT WE’VE GOT SPIRIT. 💃🏼☕️🤣

OPENING WEEK, HERE WE COME! 🎉

Who is coming opening day!? Who will be our first customer?

— Jess
Third Sista / Social Media / Keeper of the Family Archives / Choreographer to the Uncoordinated ✌🏼 / New workplace Bully*

*allegedly

30/09/2026

☕️🚨 WELL… I’VE DONE IT AGAIN. 🚨☕️

I was given VERY clear instructions:

❌ Don’t buy anything.
❌ Don’t break anything.
❌ And for the love of God, STOP REVEALING THINGS.

As promised, once I got in to the diary... I would reveal what I felt was needed for my siblings!

I have a little secret for you, Siblings. 🤫

2 SISTAS WILL HAVE COFFEE CARDS! ☕️☕️☕️

Yep. I’ve revealed something I absolutely was NOT... again!

So before they change the password, confiscate my phone or remove me from the family entirely… I found ONE MORE... A BIG ONE!!!!

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

TWO SISTAS CAFE
GRAND OPENING — MONDAY 12TH OCTOBER! 🎉☕️🍳

THERE. I SAID IT.

📅 12.10.26

Tell your mum.
Tell your neighbour.
Tell your workmates.
Tell the random person standing behind you at Woolies.

THE SISTAS ARE COMING! ❤️✌🏼

Now if anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding until the girls calm down.

— Jess,
The 3rd Sista & apparently a significant confidentiality risk. 🤫😂

29/09/2026

🚨 WE’RE SO CLOSE TO 2,000 SIBLINGS! 🚨

Just 10 MORE and we’ve hit 2K! 😱🥹❤️

A HUGE thank you to each and every one of our new (and OG!) siblings for following along, supporting the girls and embracing the absolute chaos that seems to come with this page. 😂

Meanwhile, the girls AND their families have been working SUPER HARD over the past week — organising, renovating and getting the shop ready for you all!

👏🏼 GO GIRLS! 👏🏼
(I’ve contributed by staying out of the way. Mostly.)

There are just a COUPLE of loose ends being tied up before we can officially reveal the big one…

📅 OPENING DAY!

Now, apparently I’m not allowed to announce that until I have “official access” to the diary. Which im "not allowed access to" apparently! - according to Bec!

They’re holding out on me. 🙄 AND YOU!!!

So naturally… I’ve moved to sneak tactics. 🥷🏼 FOR US ALL!

I’m currently sitting in a 48-HOUR AUTHENTICATION HOLD.

Stay with me, siblings…

I’M ALMOST HACKED IN. 👩🏼‍💻😂

The second I get access to that diary, you’ll know the date of our GRAND OPENING!!! 🎉

10 MORE SIBLINGS TO 2K — LET’S GOOOOOO! 🎉❤️

27/09/2026

🚨 MENU CHAT — THE SISTAS LEFT ME UNSUPERVISED 🚨

While the girls are away… and I’ve been on my death bed 🤒
(Not really. I’m A LOT better… still fishing for sympathy 🎣)

The Sistas have left me with a list of chores:

❌ Don’t buy anything.
❌ Don’t break anything.
❌ Don’t reveal anything.
✅ FINISH THE MENU.

And they wonder why I spend money… I’M NOT EVEN ON THE PAYROLL, so really, it’s only fair I occasionally purchase or do a little giveaway 😂

Now, I know they said “DON’T REVEAL ANYTHING…”

And I MIGHT not.

But I also MIGHT. 👀

So, Siblings, I have TWO things for you:

1️⃣ What is the ONE NON-NEGOTIABLE item that absolutely NEEDS to be on our café menu?
Breakfast, lunch, savoury, weirdly specific — I want to hear it.

2️⃣ LET’S MAKE A DEAL.

If this post gets:

👍 200 likes
💬 100 comments
⭐ ONE comment from Nick Daicos OR Dyson Heppell (making it hard unless someone has a connection 😳… the I might be f****d)

…I will put “Maddie’s Share Platter” on the menu WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF THE GIRLS. 😈

Yes. I said what I said.

⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
If BOTH Nick Daicos AND Dyson Heppell comment on this post, the 100-comment target is WAIVED IMMEDIATELY.

The girls left me in charge of the menu.

That feels like their mistake, not mine. 🤷‍♀️

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN. ✌🏼GET LIKING AND COMMENTING

— Jess,
The 3rd Sista who apparently cannot be trusted with money, secrets OR menu decisions.

*NOTE- The pic is AI (I know it looks real) and NOT the actual menu… purely for fun.

26/09/2026

🦁🏆 CONGRATULATIONS, BRISBANE LIONS! 🏆🦁

Coming back from 17 points down with just 4 minutes to go to win the Premiership… alright, I’ll say it — you deserved that one! 👏

Even if I REALLY didn’t want you to win. 😂⚓️💜
I’ll be okay. Eventually. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 🤣

The girls will be back from their getaway tomorrow night, and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled chaos from Monday! ✌🏼

BUTTTTT… while they’re still away… 👀

Who wants more RENNO updates?! 🔨🪚☕️

Should I take the keys on Monday, sneak into the café and see what we can find before the Sistas can stop me? 😏🔑

I mean… technically, is it unauthorised if you lot approve it first? 😂

👍 DROP A LIKE if you want me to go rogue and get some fresh renno pics!

— Jess, the 3rd Sista ✌🏼
Still not trusted with money… apparently now also not trusted with keys. 🔑😂

25/09/2026

🏉 GRAND FINAL CATERING — DONE & DUSTED! 🏆

A massive THANK YOU to everyone who ordered their Grand Final goodies from Two Sistas! 🫶🏼

We hope your food is fresh, delicious and packs a punch harder than Lachie Neale’s sanction… which, in all honesty, wouldn’t be hard. Jess probably could have cooked for you all and it would be better 👀😂

Now all that’s left to do is put your feet up and enjoy the footy responsibly.🍻🏉

But on a slightly more serious note… This isn’t our usual content. Will we cop some backlash? Maybe. 🤷🏼‍♀️

But like they say… if you have a platform, use it. ❤️

REMEMBER:
AFL is a game. A game we’re passionate about as Aussies, yell at the TV as you occasionally question the umpire’s eyesight. 😂 But at the end of the day, love, respect and kindness will go a whole lot further than violence — something we seem to be seeing more of and, unfortunately, becoming increasingly accepting of.

With the serious bit said - WHO’S TAKING HOME THE FLAG?! 🏆

If you think the Dockers will win, drop us a love heart.

If you think Brisbane will win, drop us a thumbs up.

❤️ DOCKERS ⚓️
👍 LIONS 🦁

Enjoy your Grand Final weekend, Siblings.
And most importantly, show love even if your team doesn’t perform on the day. ❤️

— The 2 Sistas ✌🏼

The 3rd Sista is currently suffering from Influenza A, planning her funeral and just hoping the girls agree to cater it for free. 😷⚰️ Yes, I’m fishing for sympathy - comment me a 🎣 or 🐟 if it worked.

22/09/2026

💍✨ LOVE IS IN THE AIR AT TWO SISTAS! ✨💍
And it’s generally not between the 3 of us!!

The girls have been busy preparing for a WEDDING TASTING, and we couldn't be more excited! 🥂 they wanted simple… but yummy, simple but filling. Something that would be enough when the beers caught up! And if it’s one thing we know at Two Sistas, you must eat well when you drink.

Planning a wedding, engagement party, birthday or special event? You've come to the right Sistas!
Whether you're after fancy hors d'oeuvres (yes I asked chatGPT how to spell or-derves) delicious finger food or good old-fashioned, home-cooked goodness (well, cooked in our shop with a whole lot of love ❤️), we've got you covered!
No need for fancy if fancy isn't your thing! We believe good food, generous portions and a whole lot of love are what make a celebration special.

From welcoming new life to celebrating a life well lived, and EVERY milestone in between, the girls at Two Sistas would love to be part of your special moments. ❤️
Big celebrations, intimate gatherings, weddings, engagements, birthdays or farewells — let us take care of the food so you can focus on making memories.

📩 Get in touch with Two Sistas Cafe & Catering to chat about your next event! DM us or text / Call.

Because life's too short for bad food, and every occasion deserves a little Sista love 🥰 and if you’re lucky, maybe even an argument! Because here at Two Sistas, we keep in real banana peel!

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