Paladino’s Cucina

24/09/2026

Hey Compare! 🤌🏻⁠
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The Italian Dinner Starter Kit – Calabrese Edition⁠
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Here’s what you need to know before dining with us:⁠
✔️ Cured thinly sliced and perfectley salted meats⁠
✔️ Fresh bread, sliced thick (because one piece is never enough)⁠
✔️ Nonna’s secret sugo bubbling away, rich enough to make you emotional⁠
✔️ Hand-rolled pasta ready to twirl like a pro⁠
✔️ A few cheeky chillies on standby... because we like a little piccante⁠
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This isn’t just dinner, it’s how we do things in the south.⁠
Simple, bold, comforting, and served with love.⁠
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Ready to start your Italian feast?⁠
🖥 Book now at www.paladinoscucina.com.au

23/09/2026

Some occasions deserve more than just a table. 🇮🇹🥂

Birthdays, christenings, work parties, Christmas functions, family celebrations, or simply an excuse to get everyone together, at Paladino’s we do it the Italian way.

Good food on the table, vino flowing, plenty of laughs, a little bit of chaos and the kind of atmosphere that turns dinner into a proper festa. 🍝🍷

Big group? Piccolo gathering? We’ll make it feel like famiglia.

Christmas is creeping up too, so if you’re thinking about the end-of-year festa, now’s the time to get it sorted.

Your people. Our cucina. One bloody good Italian celebration. 🇮🇹

Get in touch with the team and let’s start planning.
https://www.paladinoscucina.com.au

22/09/2026

This week’s forecast: 100% chance of sugo. 🇮🇹🤌

Joe’s gone proper old-school Italiano this week. Cozze with chilli, garlic and vino, homemade orecchiette with salsicce, a big Bistecca con Funghi, and Carciofi Ripieni made the way Nonna intended, stuffed, baked and covered in sugo. Che bello!

Then there’s the Biscoff Tiramisu for dolce… because you didn’t come all this way to start making sensible decisions now. 😂

Come for dinner, stay for the vino, talk too loud, order too much and leave saying “Madonna, I’m full.”

That’s a proper night at Paladino’s. 🇮🇹🍷

Joe’s Specials, on this week. Andiamo!

21/09/2026

Skip a dish and you might just upset Nonna. 😉🤌⁠
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A little bit of everything... It's the Italian way. 🇮🇹🍝⁠
Book your table tonight: www.paladinoscucina.com.au ❤️

19/09/2026

Come join us for a night of Southern Italian hospitality and dining. 🇮🇹⁠
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Our menu is vibrant and full of flavour, leaving you wanting more.⁠
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Book your table at www.paladinoscucina.com.au 🍝🍷

17/09/2026

Let’s just say the sauce didn’t stand a chance. This is what happens when Joe’s Ragu hits the table. Smiles, silence, and not a drop left behind.⁠🍝⁠
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Book your spot now at www.paladinoscucina.com.au

15/09/2026

14/09/2026

Your function deserves better than a quiet room and average food.⁠🍷⁠
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At Paladino’s Cucina, it’s loud, it’s full, and it actually feels like something. Plates hitting the table, w**e flowing, people talking over each other, just how it should be.⁠
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From small gatherings to full venue celebrations, we make it easy and we make it memorable.⁠
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Enquire now: [email protected]⁠
Call: 08 8234 2310

12/09/2026

Because one plate is never enough... you’ve got to fill the whole table! 🇮🇹⁠
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Italian food is made for sharing, so gather your favourite people, order a little bit of everything and enjoy it the Italian way.🍝🍷⁠
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Reserve your table today!⁠
paladinoscucina.com.au