24/09/2026
What would Vikings eat if they were around today?
That was the question behind the Mjølner menu.
Not an attempt to recreate an everyday meal from the ninth century—but an imagining of how the larger-than-life Vikings of legend might feast in the modern world.
The feast begins with oysters, gravlax, smoked venison and roasted bone marrow, before moving to a deliberately simple selection of mains:
One bird.
One fish.
One vegetable dish.
And the beasts.
Originally, there was only going to be one beast on the menu at a time. Then our beef short rib became far too popular to remove—so it earned a permanent place at the table. Today, it sits alongside a second beast and a changing daily beast feature selected by our chefs.
Add rustic sides, indulgent desserts with Nordic influences and a few unmistakably Mjølner rituals along the way. Choose your weapon from the knife roll, raise a drinking horn with your clan and, when the marrow bone is bare, perhaps finish it with a wh**ky luge.
Our current favourite ending? The Norwegian-inspired Riskrem—a suitably indulgent reward for anyone who remembers to leave room.
This is not simply dinner. It is our answer to a question:
What would Vikings eat today?
Gather your clan and discover the Mjølner menu.