24/11/2025
🔥 PSA: Christmas is about to get hands-on. 🔥
Do you like coffee? Do you like delicious meat? Are you struggling to find a stocking filler for your other half? Have we got the product for you!
Beat The Meat is a coffee fueled meat rub that will have you and your friends fighting over who gets to taste your juicy, tender meat first. Steak, chicken, pork, even prawns! Whatever meat you want to tenderly rub this glorious flavour over, we’ve got you covered, so you can cover your meat.
Rubbing your meat in public has never been so socially acceptable and responsible, because Beat The Meat is preservative free, gluten free, vegan (yes, it even tastes good on vegetables) and is blended by the all natural legend
Beat The Meat launches 01 DEC 2025 and is only available in very limited numbers. Once they’re gone they ain’t coming back.
Stuff stockings. Rub responsibly. 🎅🥩