10/01/2026
Hello from the team formerly known as room temperature.
Today’s solar nonsense made the Bureau of Meteorology post “WTH”. We were edging into “medium-rare”, the coffee machine tried to evaporate, and a few dogs began to puddle. When our shadow attempted to leave without us, we took the hint. We have closed.
We’ll return once the sun stops LARPing as a death ray.