The Shortland Hotel

07/09/2026

A Knight to remember 🔴🔵

Let's get pumped for this Friday 7:50pm! Support our boys at The Shorty!

07/09/2026

🎓 UNI NIGHT IS BACK TOMORROW! 💗🖤

After a cracking first night, we’re doing it all again tomorrow at Shorty. 🍻

🍗 $1 WINGS until 8:30pm
🥃 $6 SPIRITS from 7:30PM
🎧 DJ SULLY from 8PM

Cheap wings, cheap drinks, good tunes and absolutely no good reason to stay home on a Tuesday.

Round up the uni crew, send it to the group chat and get down to Shorty.

TUESDAY = UNI NIGHT. 🪩

07/09/2026

🍗 LIFE AIN’T SO S #!TTY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SCHNITTY 😏

Bad day? Schnitty.
Good day? Schnitty.
Can’t be bothered cooking? Definitely schnitty.

Golden, crispy and exactly what the doctor probably didn’t prescribe… but we reckon it’ll help. 😂

04/09/2026

🎶 WEEKENDS SOUND BETTER AT SHORTY 🍻

Your Friday & Saturday nights = sorted.

We’ve got LIVE MUSIC every Friday & Saturday night at Shorty — cold beers, good tunes and plenty of reasons to hang around for another. 👀🍺
PLUS $14 cocktails from 6pm

See you at the bar. 🍻

03/09/2026

🍻 KNOCK-OFFS START EARLY AT SHORTY

Why wait until 5?

Happy Hour beers start from 2PM at Shorty — because sometimes the day’s done when you say it’s done. 😏

Cold beer. Local pub. Happy Hour prices.
See you at the bar from 2pm. 🍺

02/09/2026

WHAT. A. NIGHT!!! 🔥🍻

The first of many Shorty’s Uni Nights and you guys absolutely brought it! 🙌

Huge thank you to everyone who came down, got involved and made it such a bloody good night — and of course, to all the collabs who helped make it happen! ❤️

Think you’ve got plans next Tuesday? Cancel them. 😂

We’re doing it all again at Shorty’s Uni Night:
🥃 $6 spirits
🍗 $1 wings
🎧 DJ Sully back on the decks

Same place. Bigger night. See you Tuesday! 👀🔥

02/09/2026

🥩 FEED THE FAMILY FOR $99 THIS FATHER’S DAY! 🍻

Forget the socks — give Dad a proper feed. 👏

This Sunday, we’re loading up the table with our $99 Father’s Day Meat Feast, made to share:
400g Rib Eye
300g Ribs
250g BBQ Chicken
Kransky
6 x Wings
Chips & Salad

PLUS every Dad joining us gets a FREE Father’s Day gift and 1 FREE ticket into our Dad’s Day Raffle, drawn at 2PM! 🎁

Get the family together, grab Dad a cold one and leave the cooking to us.

📅 THIS SUNDAY – 6 SEPTEMBER
📍 Shorty Hotel
🍽️ $99 | Feed the family

Bookings recommended — book your table online now.

01/09/2026

🎓 SHORTY UNI NIGHTS START TONIGHT!

Tuesdays just got a whole lot better at Shorty.

🍗 $1 WINGS
🥃 $6 SPIRITS from 7:30PM
🎧 DJ SULLY from 8PM

And we're kicking things off with a $200 BAR TAB up for grabs. 💸
Get your uni crew together because the college that brings the most students tonight wins the $200 TAB! We'll be keeping count and announcing the winning college at 9PM.

Tag the group chat. Rally the college. Get to Shorty.

UNI NIGHT. EVERY TUESDAY.
See you tonight

24/08/2026

20/08/2026

🏇🥂 THE GROUP CHAT HAS OFFICIALLY LEFT THE CHAT.

This is what Melbourne Cup Day should look like — the crew together, drinks flowing, racing on the big screens and at least 47 photos before anyone backs a winner. 😂📸

Join us at Shorty this Melbourne Cup Day — Tuesday 3rd November from 12pm.

🍴 $65pp Canapés Package
🥂 Add 3 hours of selected house drinks for $55pp
🔥 EARLY BIRD: BOTH FOR $95PP when booked before 19 October
🏇 Sweeps, prizes & all the Cup Day action

Round up the girls, the work crew or the whole group chat and make an afternoon of it.

Book online now — because Cup Day is always better with a table full of mates. 🐎🥂
https://www.shortlandhotel.com.au/events/melbourne-cup-shorty