12/10/2026
🎡🔥 ROCKY WON THE SPIN, JAX LET US IN, BARRY’S ASLEEP AGAIN… AND BATESY’S BRINGING THE BRISKET SIN!!! 🥩🐂
🚨 Rockhampton… WINNER WINNER, IT’S BRISKET FOR DINNER!!! 🚨
Well, stone the bloody crows!!! 🐦🤣
We spun the wheel, held our breath, crossed our fingers… and ROCKHAMPTON, YOU BEAUTIFUL BUGGERS, YOU’VE HIT THE SMOKY JACKPOT!!! 🎰🔥
📅 FRIDAY 16TH OF PORKTOBER!
Our legendary mates at JAX Tyres & Auto Rockhampton have agreed to host the Batesy’s travelling circus!
Now JAX might be experts at keeping your tyres pumped… but Batesy’s specialises in keeping your BELLIES PLUMPED!!! 🛞🐷🤣
And Rocky… YOU’RE ABOUT TO BRISKET THE MOST!!!
😴 MEANWHILE… WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS BARRY???
Barry had ONE JOB.
ONE. BLOODY. JOB.
Spin the wheel and tell us where we’re going!
Instead, the silly bu**er fell asleep halfway through, woke up yelling “ARE WE THERE YET?” and is now demanding overtime, a travel allowance and a pillow with lumbar support! 🤣💤
BARRY!!! WE HAVEN’T EVEN LEFT THE PADDOCK, YOU NUMPTY!!!
🥩🔥 NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT THE REAL REASON YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF BED!!!
We’re loading the smokers with the full Batesy’s flavour circus!
🐂 Our legendary low ‘n’ slow BRISKET!
🍔 Burgers that’ll have your jaw working harder than Barry’s excuses!
🐷 Pulled pork that’s been getting more love than a prize pig at the show!
🍗 Southern Fried Chicken Lollipop Legs that’ll make you forget your table manners!
🔥 Teriyaki Pork Bites, our famous snags, loaded fries and ALL your usual Batesy’s favourites!
COME HUNGRY… LEAVE LOOKING LIKE YOU’VE SWALLOWED A SPARE TYRE!!! 🛞🤣
🐷🚨 AND HOLD ONTO YOUR HAMS… THERE’S A NEW PIG IN THE PADDOCK!!! 🚨🐷
Something VERY porky is brewing in the Batesy’s flavour laboratory!
Our BRAND-NEW PORK RUB is getting ready to make its grand entrance!
She’s got attitude, she’s got flavour, and she’s about to get more pork rubbed up than a pig at a day spa!!! 🐽💃
We can’t spill all the beans just yet… but let’s just say PORKTOBER IS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT NAUGHTIER!!! 🔥
🎉 ROCKHAMPTON… WE’RE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE!!!
Bring the kids, bring the neighbours, bring that mate who reckons his backyard brisket is better than ours…
WE LOVE A BLOKE WITH AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION!!! 🤣🥩
It’s going to be one absolute CRACKER of a Friday night, with smoking hot street food, country laughs, plenty of cheek and Barry probably snoring in the passenger seat before we’ve even hit the highway!
📍 JAX TYRES & AUTO, ROCKHAMPTON
📅 FRIDAY 16TH PORKTOBER
🛍️ And don’t forget, we’ll have our famous BATESY’S RUBS on board!
Because when the night’s been smoking hot, there’s only one way to finish…
😉 FOR THE ULTIMATE HAPPY ENDING… GRAB A BATESY RUB!!!
🔥 ROCKY, FIRE UP THE GROUP CHAT, LOOSEN THOSE BELT BUCKLES AND GET READY TO GET BATESIFIED!!! 🔥
And somebody PLEASE wake Barry up…
WE’VE GOT A CITY TO FEED, NOT A BLOODY SLEEPOVER TO HOST!!! 🤣🤣
🐂🔥 BAZINGAAAAAAAA!!! 🔥🐂
