03/06/2026
We’ve got some not-so-great news…Unfortunately we won’t be at Martians Saloon on Friday night. 🤕
spent the last week trying to find a way to make it work, but with the arm still recovering from surgery and no staff available to help, he’s finally been convinced that trying to be a hero is probably a terrible idea. 👎🏻
As much as it pains him to admit it, there’s a difference between pushing through and being stupid. 🤪
The good news is that we will be back at Martians on Saturday, with people around us who actually know the secrets of the operation and can bully him from lifting things he shouldn’t be lifting. 😈
Thanks to everyone who’s checked in, offered help, and reminded him that having a working arm in ten years is probably more important than one Friday night service. 🙏
See you Saturday 🍖🛸
P.S. Don’t panic. This is an old photo. The mop has since been reassigned to someone medically cleared to operate it. 📷