Denmark Tavern

15/09/2026

10/09/2026

♠️ **$2,500 UP FOR GRABS TONIGHT!** ♠️

Just imagine what you could do with an extra **$2,500…**

Actually, don’t imagine it.

**Come down and bloody win it.** 😍😍

🍻 Chase the Ace tonight at The Denmark Tavern - 5pm to 7:30pm
💰 Jackpot: **$2,500**

Your odds of winning are significantly better if you actually turn up.
**That’s about as much maths as we’re doing today.** 😂♠️

03/09/2026

🚨 TOMORROW IS THE DAY 🚨

GYPSY AURORA is hitting The Tav this Friday from 1–6pm 🔥🍻

Come for a b**r. Stay for the… atmosphere. 👀

And to the people who were absolutely HORRIFIED last time…

We heard you.
We considered your feedback.
We reflected deeply.

See y'all tomorrow 👀❤️

28/08/2026

🚨 **SHE’S BAAAAACK…** 🚨

Yep. We’ve decided to risk another town-wide scandal. 😏

**SKIMPY FRIDAY IS BACK NEXT FRIDAY! 🍻🔥**

Last time there was outrage.
There was controversy.
There were strongly worded Facebook comments.
There may even have been clutching of pearls.

Naturally… we thought we’d do it again. 😂

So cancel the emergency town meeting, warn the neighbours and prepare yourselves — the Skimpy will be behind the bar next Friday, pouring b**rs and causing absolutely unnecessary levels of discussion around town. 🍺

Come down, have a cold one, enjoy the entertainment and remember: **it’s all just a bit of fun.** 😘

And ladies… don’t think we’ve forgotten about you. 👀

We believe in equality here at The Tav.

You want us to get a bloke in for you next time?
Six-pack? Tradie? Cowboy? Fireman?
Let us know if you're interested 😂🔥

**See you next Friday the 4th September**

Complaints can be submitted directly to the suggestion box.*

*We don’t have a suggestion box. 😘

25/08/2026

3 delicious dishes tonight -

Teriyaki Chicken Skewers
Sweet and Sour Pork
Honey Lemon Chicken
- all served with rice.

Get down here tonight - these will sell quick!!

20/08/2026

Come down and try our new 6% Hard Lemonade from Bremer Bay Brewing Co!!

07/08/2026

THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER, DENMARK!

After a week of discussion, debate, outrage, commentary and what can only be described as a minor town crisis… Skimpy Friday is TODAY. 😂🍻

Love it, hate it, horrified by it, strangely invested in it, or just here because you’ve been reading the comments all week — come down and see what all the fuss is about. 👀

🔥 Skimpy | 2PM–6PM
🍺 $10 Swan Draught Pints

See you at The Tav! 🍻

04/08/2026

If anyone needs tradies..we suspect they will all be at The Tav this Friday!!

We have Swan Draught Pints for $10 during that time and Pizzas getting made!!
The shuttlebus can take you home - we have everything covered..well almost!! 😇

24/07/2026

Come in and speak to the kitchen or email us at [email protected]

24/07/2026

SUNDAY 9AM!
Come down to The Tav to watch the fight!!