The World Famous Humpty Doo Hotel

06/07/2026

Isn't it great when you get good feedback! A big thanks to all of our customers near and far.
Here's a poem one of you wrote for us:

Humpty Doo Hotel

Out in the top end, where the tropics are and where the sweat sets in
Stands the Humpty Doo Hotel
With wide outback wings
An icon rising from the tropics
A place of cold beer, where the good times are the topic
Come meet the locals, with their beards and tales
Sharing laughter and yarns at a large scale
Live bands on the veranda, the music takes flight
At Humpty Doo Hotel, every day feels just right
So do yourself a favour, come and see them today
At the Humpty Doo Hotel, where the good times stay
One of the icon pubs in Australia's top end array
Come make your memories, let the Humpty Doo Hotel lead the way

Written by Mat StClair

06/07/2026

Well, last week was one of our busiest on record and all of our staff are working as hard as they can. A big well done to the whole team!

06/07/2026

It's bingo time
TUESDAY from 7pm. $$ prizes to be won, its also parmy night so come and grab dinner and a cold beer and have heaps of fun!

04/07/2026

Couple of bull catchers popped in for a feed and a cold one 🍻😁

13/06/2026

Swing on down this Sunday 14th June with The Candy Express 🍻💃🏻🕺🏻 3-7pm

09/06/2026

It's Bingo night! Hope y'all ready for a night of fun filled music and beers! Hosted by the lovely Jac, 7pm start, be there!

02/06/2026

28/05/2026

Many of you know our girl Kezya.
She has been pouring beers behind the bar here for a few years now and has recently decided to take a leap and become a chef.
She is studying full time whilst working every hour she is allowed between the bar and kitchen and has had this tragic accident.

Kez will be out of action for a while and is worried what this means for her future career plans.
Please, if you can, click the link to read more and donate if possible. Kez would be extremely grateful for any help financially as now she has no income but still needs to pay rent and survive while she recovers.

We love you Kez and wish you all the best for a full recovery, from your Humpty Doo Hotel Family 🩷

Help for our hard working Kezzie Our very loved, dedicated and hard working bar attendant cur… Candice Mac needs your support for Please help our girl Kezya

25/05/2026

🧠🍻 THINK YOU’VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES? 🍻🧠

🚨 TUESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA AT THE HUMPTY DOO HOTEL! 🚨

Grab your mates, lock in your smartest (or funniest) team members and join us for another HUGE night of trivia, laughs and cold beers 🍺🔥

🎤 Hosted by Jac from Hot 100
📍 Humpty Doo Hotel
⏰ Starts at 7PM EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT
💰 FREE ENTRY
🎮 Games, prizes & $$$ TO BE WON!

Whether you’re a trivia weapon or just there for the banter, everyone’s welcome 🙌

🍺 BOOK YOUR TABLE BEFORE 6PM AND YOUR TEAM GETS A FREE JUG OF BEER! 🍺

📞 Book now: 8988 1372

Tag your team below 👇
Who’s carrying the trivia knowledge and who’s just there for the free beer? 😂