18/03/2026
🎂🎉🎂🎉GIVE AWAY FOR MY BIRTHDAY🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉
🎂 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW… AND I’M NOT EVEN THERE 🤡
Born in 1982 — absolute elite year.
Thriller, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Pac-Man, first CD players…
AND the XE Falcon putting Commodores in the bin.
Now I’m turning 44.
Still hot. Still chaotic.
BUT I won’t even be there — early Brisbane meeting like a responsible adult (yuck).
SO HERE’S THE DEAL 👇
🎁 FIRST 44 LEGENDS get a free coffee (one for every year I’ve survived)
To claim it:
👉 Walk in
👉 Look up at the camera
👉 Yell: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN YA LEGEND”
👉 Commit. No weak efforts.
🏆 BEST PERFORMANCE wins something extra
🎁 Announced Friday
⚠️ No double dipping. No whispering. Once 44 are gone — GONE.
Do it loud. Do it proud.
Make it awkward for everyone.
— Justin
(1982 model. 44 years deep. Still running. No warranty.)