Chicken With A Mission

04/09/2026

⏰ PSA: Father’s Day is THIS WEEKEND.

Yes, already.
No, we don’t know where the year went either. 😅

If you’re still standing in the sock aisle wondering how many pairs constitutes “a gift,” we can help.

Skip the socks, skip the awkward tie, and get Dad something he’ll actually be thrilled about: a feast worthy of the man who taught you how to burn a snag on the BBQ and still call it “seasoned.”

We’ve got Dad covered in store, and this gift comes with zero assembly required. 🙌

Think our Father’s Day Feast, or honestly, let him loose on the menu and pick his own adventure.

Pop in this weekend and get him a gift he can truly enjoy. 🍗

He deserves better than another mug that says “World’s Okayest Dad.”

01/09/2026

FEED THE WHOLE FAM, DAD-SIZED APPETITE INCLUDED! 🍗

Father's Day is coming, and we've built a feast that means NO ONE leaves the table hungry, not even Dad (yes, we know his appetite is a competitive sport).

Our Father's Day Feast Pack has got it ALL covered:
🐔🐔 2 Roast Chickens
🍟 1 Family Chips
🥗 1 Large Salad
🥣 1 Large Gravy
🥤 1.25L Drink
🍦 500ml Ice Cream

All that for just $80, that's a whole lot of feast for not a lot of cash.

Available all weekend, but like all good things (and Dad's patience on Father's Day), it won't last.
Offer ends Sunday, 6 September.

Tag Dad, or whoever in your life eats like it's a competitive sport 👇 and let them know we've got them covered this weekend!

28/08/2026

🏆 WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER 🏆

Thank cluck for you lot. I asked for jokes to get me through the week and you buried me. It was a genuinely close call. 😂

🥇 Troy A takes the $50 voucher:

"What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? Chicken."

Simple. Devastating. And the best part: Angie tagged him saying his jokes were terrible and to give it a go anyway. He gave it a go. He won. Angie, this one's on your conscience. 🫡

The ones that made it hard:
😂 Steven C: a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce is a Chicken Caesar Salad. Nine words, perfect construction.
📚 Michael M: the chicken crossed to the library for a bookbookbookbookbook. Read that out loud. Everyone does.
🐔 Matt D: why did the chicken cross the country? Coz it's a chicken with a mission. Shameless. Effective.
🎤 Troy H: watching us behind the counter is "poultry in motion." Framing that one.
🥁 Jack B and Brodie M both went drumsticks. Amie J and Robyn C both landed Fry-day. Great minds, same chook.

Troy, flick us a message, and we'll sort your voucher. 🐔

And the bit I've been putting off:

🍔🍔 CLUCK'S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 ENDS SUNDAY. Buy one burger, get one FREE. Last weekend for it. The Big Chook has spoken and I have run out of ways to not answer him. 📵
👉 In-store only, down at the shop on the main strip.

📍 174 Main Street, next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue-Sun 11:30am-8:30pm | Mon 4pm-8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

P.S. Thanks for keeping me sane this week. Genuinely. 💛

Oprah Wingfree 🎤🐔

24/08/2026

🍔 LAST CHANCE: 2-FOR-1 BURGERS END SUNDAY! 🍔
I answered one call. ONE. The Big Chook picked up mid-ring like he'd been waiting there all week (he had). Verdict: Cluck's Crazy 2-for-1 finishes Sunday. No extensions. 📵
🍔🍔 Buy one burger, get one FREE. Shout a mate. Legend behaviour.
👉 In-store only, down at the shop on the main strip.
😂 And the $50 joke comp closes Friday. Jokes go on the ORIGINAL post, link in the comments below 👇
Get in there, hit LIKE on your favourite, and I'll announce the winner Friday. 🏆

📍 174 Main Street, next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue-Sun 11:30am-8:30pm | Mon 4pm-8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

Oprah Wingfree 🎤🐔

21/08/2026

🍗 GOT A CHICKEN JOKE? IT’S WORTH $50 THIS WEEK, CLUCKERS. 🍗

Best one in the comments wins a $50 Chicken With A Mission voucher. No purchase, no hoops, just be funny. 👇

Why? Because Tuesday I told you I was one missed call away from shutting the BUY ONE GET ONE down… and it’s Friday, my phone’s still face-down, and I need something to laugh at. 📵😅

Here’s how you get in:
👇 Drop your best chicken joke in the comments (the groanier the better, we have NO standards here)
👍 Give the post a like and support the jokes which win your cackle
🐔 Tag a mate who reckons they’re funny

Winner picked next Friday, judged entirely on how hard it makes me laugh at 6am while ignoring a voicemail. Bad puns actively encouraged. Clean enough for the shop counter, please. 😏

And while you’re workshopping material, CLUCK’S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 burgers are somehow still alive. 🍔🍔 Buy one, get one FREE. Bring a mate, shout ’em a feed. Legend behaviour.

⏰ Still ending the second I call the boss back. Still not calling the boss back. 😇
👉 In-store only — down at the shop on the main strip.

📍 174 Main Street, Bacchus Marsh — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

P.S. To start you off: why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from The Big Chook. 🫡

Send jokes. Send help.
Oprah Wingfree 🐔🎤

17/08/2026

🐔📞 Right. Bit of a situation at the coop. Let me explain…

See these two voicemails? 👆 Bottom one's Captain Cluck... Poor love's been so flat out flipping he's handed me the socials while he recovers.

Top one? That's The Big Chook. The boss. "Call me back, we need to talk about the burger promo." 😬 Thirty-two seconds of it, too.

Yeah… I haven't called them back yet. 🙈

Because while Cluck's down and the boss is stewing, I've got the stage... and I intend to keep this deal running as LONG as I possibly can:

🍔🍔 CLUCK'S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 — buy one, get one FREE!
Bring a mate, shout 'em a feed. Legend behaviour.

⏰ Ending soon — the second I call The Big Chook back, it's over. So I'm just… not going to. For now. 😇
👉 In-store only — down at the shop on the main strip.

📍 174 Main Street — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

Holding the fort (and dodging the boss),
Oprah Wingfree 🐔🎤

14/08/2026

🍔 Turns out the Marsh has good taste. 🍔

We asked which burger reigns supreme, and you didn't muck about... The Original ran away with it. 👑

Makes sense, really. Crispy chicken schnitzel, melted cheese, cos lettuce, tomato and creamy mayo. No gimmicks, no fuss — just the one that's been quietly winning hearts since day dot. 💛

But here's the thing… the OG might've taken the crown, but there's something on this menu for everyone. Have a squiz:

🍔 Original — crispy chicken schnitzel, melted cheese, cos lettuce, tomato & creamy mayo
🍍 Hawaiian — crispy schnitzel, pineapple, melted cheese, cos lettuce, tomato & garlic aioli
🌶️ Hot & Spicy — crispy schnitzel, melted cheese, jalapenos, cos lettuce, tomato & our special spicy sauce
🧀 Parma — crispy schnitzel, napoli sauce, bacon, mozzarella, cos lettuce, tomato & smokey BBQ sauce
🌱 Plant Based — plant-based schnitzel (quinoa & brown rice protein, gluten-free crumb), cos lettuce, tomato & tangy vegan mayo
🍗 Roast Chicken Roll — roast chicken breast with gravy or mayo

Yep... even the vegans are sorted. No one leaves the coop hungry. 🌱💛

And this weekend, whichever one you pick comes with a mate:

🍔🍔 2-FOR-1 on burgers — buy one, get the second FREE.
Bring a buddy, shout 'em a feed. Legend behaviour.

Only on for a limited time, and only in-store — so swing by the shop and we'll sort you out.

📍 174 Main Street — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

See you this weekend. 🐔

11/08/2026

🐔🤫 Psssst…. Come closer. 🤫🐔

Have you heard? We launched our BUY ONE GET ONE FREE last week and, look… the boss has completely lost it. Gone. Flew the coop. 🙈

But hey, I'm just a clucker giving the news. Don't shoot the messenger. 🐔

Here's the goss:

🍔 CLUCK'S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 — buy one, get one FREE
💛 Buy one, shout a mate the other. Legend behaviour.
✨ Six to choose from: Original, Hawaiian, Hot & Spicy, Parma, Plant Based & the Roast Chicken Roll

⏰ Still on for a limited time, but I wouldn't wait around, the boss might come to his senses. 😬

👉 In-store only — pop in and see us on the main strip!

📍 174 Main Street — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value.)

Anyway. You didn't hear it from me. 🤐🍗

We've gone and lost the plot at the coop. For a limited time only, we're doing the deal you've been squawking for…

🏆 CLUCK'S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 — BURGERS! 🏆
Buy ONE burger, get ONE absolutely FREE. No yolk. 🐔
Buy one, shout a mate the other. Legend behaviour. 💛

Pick your weapon from the full flock:
✨ Original
✨ Hawaiian
✨ Hot & Spicy
✨ Parma
✨ Plant Based
✨ Roast Chicken Roll

⏰ LIMITED TIME ONLY!!! This deal WILL fly the coop, so don't dawdle!

👉 In-store only, Clucksters! You won't find this one on any app with a name like "UberFees" or "DoorDine'n'Dash." Come see us on the main strip and keep it local. 🙌

📍 174 Main Street — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value... grab the big one first, obviously. 😏)

P.S. Bring a mate. Don't have one? Buy two anyway and tell everyone the second burger's "for later." We won't tell. 🤫🍗

07/08/2026

We've gone and lost the plot at the coop. For a limited time only, we're doing the deal you've been squawking for…

🏆 CLUCK'S CRAZY 2-FOR-1 — BURGERS! 🏆
Buy ONE burger, get ONE absolutely FREE. No yolk. 🐔
Buy one, shout a mate the other. Legend behaviour. 💛

Pick your weapon from the full flock:
✨ Original
✨ Hawaiian
✨ Hot & Spicy
✨ Parma
✨ Plant Based
✨ Roast Chicken Roll

⏰ LIMITED TIME ONLY!!! This deal WILL fly the coop, so don't dawdle!

👉 In-store only, Clucksters! You won't find this one on any app with a name like "UberFees" or "DoorDine'n'Dash." Come see us on the main strip and keep it local. 🙌

📍 174 Main Street — next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

(Free burger is of equal or lesser value... grab the big one first, obviously. 😏)

P.S. Bring a mate. Don't have one? Buy two anyway and tell everyone the second burger's "for later." We won't tell. 🤫🍗

04/08/2026

🐔💛 WELL, GLUTEN-FREE FLOCK… you turned out! 💛🐔
We've got to say thank you. Since we launched our Gluten-Free Menu, it's been an absolute joy, from the familiar faces coming in to try something new, and new faces walking out delighted. That means more to us than gravy on Christmas Day. 🙌
To our Gluten-Free Flock especially: seeing you dine with confidence, no worry, no "what can I actually eat here?"... that's the whole reason we did this. You've found your coop. 🐔
And if you're just flying in now (howdy to the community pages 👋), here's the short version:
🍗 A whole gluten-free menu — roast chook, loaded chippies, wings, veggies and dessert
🍳 Dedicated fryers — never shares oil with gluten
👨‍🍳 Trained team who know the steps to keep your meal safe
Come and roost with us — and ask us anything. We love talking GF. 💛
Tag a flock-mate who needs to know 👇
📍 174 Main Street, next to Subway!
📞 (03) 4309 2665
🌐 www.chickenwithamission.com.au
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm
See you at the coop, Flock! 🐔

Our Gluten-Free Menu has landed! 🙌

For too long, our coeliac and gluten-free mates have walked into a chicken shop and had to ask the hardest question on the strip: "So… what can I actually eat here?"

Today, we're answering it with a whole cluckin' menu.
This isn't a token side salad and a shrug. We're talking succulent free-range Lilydale roast chook, loaded chippies, wings, roast veggies and... yes, even dessert. All gluten-free. All 100% delicious.

And here's the part that matters most 👇
🍳 Dedicated fryers — your food never shares oil with gluten
👨‍🍳 Trained team — our crew know the steps that keep your meal safe
🧤 Careful prep — separate handling, from kitchen to plate

So come and dine with confidence. Ask us anything, we genuinely love talking GF. 💛

Know someone who's been missing out for years? Tag them below 👇 this one's for them!

📍 174 Main Street, right on the main strip (next to Subway!)
📞 (03) 4309 2665
🌐 www.chickenwithamission.com.au
⏰ Tue–Sun 11:30am–8:30pm | Mon 4pm–8:30pm

See you at the coop, Clucksters! 🐔