Adelaide River Inn Tourist Park

06/08/2026

International Beer Day at the Adelaide River Inn — where the taps are cold, the characters are warm, and the buffalo on the bar never blinks.
If you’re passing through, pull up, cool down, and celebrate with a proper cold beer in hand.
Good mates, good music, good times — that’s how we do it in the Top End.

05/08/2026

Old man Murphy had worked at the Guinness Brewery for years. One day, he wasn’t paying attention, tripped on the walkway, and fell into a beer vat, where he sadly drowned.

The foreman decided it was his responsibility to inform Mrs. Murphy of her husband’s death. He went to her house and rang the bell.

When she answered, he said,
“I’m very sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today. He fell into the Guinness vat and drowned.”

She wept, covering her face with her apron. After a moment, between sobs, she asked,
“Tell me… did he suffer much?”

“I don’t think so,” said the foreman.
“He got out three times to go to the bathroom.”

02/08/2026

Nothing hits the spot like 100% grass fed Aussie beef!!

Come down and try our slow cooked beef, served on a bed of mash and selection of roast veg for $34

Spend the last long weekend of the year right.

28/07/2026

A man staggered into the hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five‑iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked, “What on earth happened to you?”

“Well,” the man said, “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a tricky hole, we both sliced our balls into a paddock full of cattle. We went looking for them, and while I was checking around, I noticed one cow had something white stuck at its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough — there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it, wedged right in the middle of the cow’s backside.”

“Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’”

“I don’t remember much after that.”

26/07/2026

Pretty special.

26/07/2026

An old bloke wandered into the supermarket with his zipper down.
One of the checkout girls spotted him and called out, “Oi mate, your barracks door’s open.”

He’d never heard that in his life, so he kept walking with a puzzled look.

A few aisles later another shopper said, “Buddy, your fly’s open.”
He finally zipped up and finished his shop.

When he got to the checkout, he made sure to line up with the same girl — ready for a bit of Aussie mischief.

He grinned and said,
“When you saw my barracks door open… did you see a soldier standing at attention?”

She paused, thought for a moment, then came back with:

“Nah… no soldier.
But I did see an old digger parked on a couple of worn‑out duffel bags.”

23/07/2026

Thirsty Thursday, stunning day.

20/07/2026