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The Laird Australia’s longest running men-only gay hotel, catering to the leather, bear and alternative crowd, with unique accommodation.
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The Laird, Melbourne, is one of Australia’s longest running gay-owned and operated venues. Since its humble beginnings in 1980, The Laird is now well recognised throughout the gay community, both local and international and like its 'sister-venues' Club 80 and The Peel, remains a staple of the local scene. In 1998 The Laird and Club 80 were granted ‘Male-only’ status by the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal (VCAT) in deference to their history and service to the gay community. While we still maintain this status, a few times a year we open the doors to the community for events such as Vic Leather Open Day (May), Men on Men Open Day (June) and Northside Bizarre (October). Formerly known as "Melbourne's only bear and leather bar", The Laird has progressed over the years to become a haven, meeting place and party space for same-sex attracted CIS and Trans males. We cater to a wide range of men, and it’s a great place to meet up with locals and visitors from around the world. Open 7 nights a week, the venue boasts three bars and a massive beer garden downstairs, with unique accommodation upstairs.

Tonight its thic AND treat as  host their monthly den night and get their Halloween on early.Come dressed up to the nine...
24/10/2026

Tonight its thic AND treat as host their monthly den night and get their Halloween on early.

Come dressed up to the nines in your best scare bear wear! There might just be a prize for best dressed.

Free Entry
DJ David Virgona on the Decks
Door And Members Prizes
Meat Tray Raffle
BBQ
Men Only VCAT H14/2022

No one raises funds like Cal Hawk raises funds.What a brilliant evening of fundraising last nights Jocktoberfest was.
23/10/2026

No one raises funds like Cal Hawk raises funds.
What a brilliant evening of fundraising last nights Jocktoberfest was.

TONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only with a live Jock Auction to support his t...
23/10/2026

TONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only with a live Jock Auction to support his title year and chosen charity, and we can smell the fun from here!

Can't make it, then CHECK OUT THE ONLINE AUCTION: https://www.32auctions.com/jocktoberfest
Running till 11:30PM (AEDT) tonight.

The Jocktoberfest online auction features an entirely separate line-up of finely-curated and well-travelled pieces from across Australia and New Zealand – pre-loved by your favourite leather and kink community titleholders and legends.

tTONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only.He is hosting a live Jock Auction to sup...
23/10/2026

tTONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only.

He is hosting a live Jock Auction to support his title year and chosen charity, and we can smell the fun from here!

Bid on an incredible line-up of pre-loved treasures lovingly worn by some of your favourite leather community legends and kinksters.

Friday, October 23 from 8pm.
Get your tickets here: https://events.humanitix.com/jocktoberfest/tickets

Can't make? CHECK OUT THE ONLINE AUCTION: https://www.32auctions.com/jocktoberfest

Running till 11:30PM (AEDT) tonight.
The Jocktoberfest online auction features an entirely separate line-up of finely-curated and well-travelled pieces from across Australia and New Zealand – pre-loved by your favourite leather and kink community titleholders and legends.

Men-only venue VCAT H14/2022

This Saturday, its thic AND treat as  host their monthly den night and get their Halloween on early.Come dressed up to t...
23/10/2026

This Saturday, its thic AND treat as host their monthly den night and get their Halloween on early.

Come dressed up to the nines in your best scare bear wear! There might just be a prize for best dressed.

Free Entry
DJ David Virgona on the Decks
Door And Members Prizes
Meat Tray Raffle
BBQ
Men Only VCAT H14/2022

We always tell you to get your tickets early for Laird Life drawing, well guess what folks? November is sold out and Dec...
23/10/2026

We always tell you to get your tickets early for Laird Life drawing, well guess what folks? November is sold out and December has five tickets left (and it’s Brokeback Mountain themed).

Laird Life Drawing, I wish I knew how to quit you!
🎟️ : https://www.lairdhotel.com

TONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only.He is hosting a live Jock Auction to supp...
22/10/2026

TONIGHT, Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk is taking over for one night only.

He is hosting a live Jock Auction to support his title year and chosen charity, and we can smell the fun from here!

Bid on an incredible line-up of pre-loved treasures lovingly worn by some of your favourite leather community legends and kinksters.

Friday, October 23 from 8pm.
Get your tickets here: https://events.humanitix.com/jocktoberfest/tickets

Can't make it on the night?
CHECK OUT THE ONLINE AUCTION: https://www.32auctions.com/jocktoberfest

Running till 11:30PM (AEDT) tonight, the Jocktoberfest online auction features an entirely separate line-up of finely-curated and well-travelled pieces from across Australia and New Zealand – pre-loved by your favourite leather and kink community titleholders and legends.

Men-only venue VCAT H14/2022

Here’s some more of the jocks in jocks you’ll catch at the pub on Friday night.Taking over the Laird Hotel for one night...
22/10/2026

Here’s some more of the jocks in jocks you’ll catch at the pub on Friday night.

Taking over the Laird Hotel for one night only, this live jock auction is hosted by your Mr Australian Leather 2026 Cal Hawk, and we can smell Friday from here!

Bid on an incredible line-up of pre-loved treasures lovingly worn by some of your favourite leather community legends and kinksters.

Funds raised support Cal’s title year and chosen charity.
Friday, October 23 from 8pm.
Get your tickets here: https://events.humanitix.com/jocktoberfest/tickets

Can't make it on the night?
CHECK OUT THE ONLINE AUCTION: https://www.32auctions.com/jocktoberfest

Running until 23 October at 11:30PM (AEDT), the Jocktoberfest online auction features an entirely separate line-up of finely-curated and well-travelled pieces from across Australia and New Zealand – pre-loved by your favourite leather and kink community titleholders and legends.

All week the local crew have been breaking thier jocks in and we are loving it.
Men-only venue VCAT H14/2022

22/10/2026

Last night's caption contest results:

- WARNING: This is not a beginner cone
- This... Is a period piece. 🩸
- This is where Dean’s braincells go after the rapid round
- Wanna see my Wizard sleeve? / Cunty Dunce hat
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your bear
- Princess D***o of the gnome kingdom welcomes you with the traditional royal fart. - - Would a Rose by any other name smell as sweet?
- Crayola's new crayon: Red, White and Gay

Address

149 Gipps Street
Abbotsford, VIC
3067

Opening Hours

Tuesday 6pm - 10pm
Wednesday 6pm - 12am
Thursday 6pm - 1am
Friday 6pm - 1am
Saturday 6pm - 2am
Sunday 4pm - 10pm

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