Girl's Got Balls

10/03/2026

🍁 Happy Saturday — We’re Out Here Today! 🍁

It’s a gorgeous fall weekend and we’re posted up serving fresh hot balls and good vibes. If you need gluten‑free comfort food, a reason to leave the house, or just an excuse to avoid doing chores… we’ve got you covered.

Come grab your balls, say hi, and enjoy this perfect October day.

Wh***ey Acres Distilling Co
Fall Market 10am-3pm

10/02/2026

10/02/2026

Next weekends fun!

10/01/2026

🔥 Booking for 2027 Starts NOW 🔥

Alright friends — it’s that time.
Girls Got Balls is officially booking for 2027, and we’re opening the calendar for ALL the big, fun, high‑energy events:

• Festivals — big crowds, big energy, big ball‑slinging
• Corporate events — feed your team something they’ll actually talk about
• Farmers markets — weekly community vibes
• Wedding dinner & late‑night snacks — because your guests deserve greatness after 9pm
• Private events — backyard, driveway, warehouse… we’ve done it all
• Concerts in the park — perfect pairing with live music
• Town/village/city events — community nights, celebrations, block parties

And a quick note for our regulars:
At this time, we’re holding off on scheduling smaller services such as breweries, distilleries, wineries, subdivisions, and apartment complexes.
We’re focusing our 2027 calendar on larger events and high‑impact community gatherings.

If you want Girls Got Balls at your 2027 event, now’s the time to lock it in — dates will go fast.

09/28/2026

Alright friends — we’ve got TWO awesome events this week, and as soon as this incredible gluten‑free fest wraps up… I’m booking it straight to the airport.

Why?

Because your girl is heading to Vegas for a few days to gamble, eat, drink, and attempt the impossible:

Win enough money to buy a second food truck.

Will I come home victorious?
Will I come home broke?
Will I come home with a food truck, a slot machine, or a questionable tattoo?
Only the Vegas gods know.

Either way — let’s crush these events first, then let the fun begin.

09/27/2026

Come on out!! This is our last scheduled weekend at The Dole for 2026!!! Come on out and get some balls!! Voted one of the best gluten free menus in McHenry County!! Come on out n get some!!

09/26/2026

We get asked all the time what we accept as payment.
So here it is, officially:

We accept anything cool and legal.
Credit cards? Yup.
Mobile pay? Absolutely.
Cash? Obviously.
Bartering? If it’s cool enough.

But listen…
If you roll up trying to trade us something like a half‑used candle, a broken lawn chair, or “vibes,” don’t get offended when we hit you with a polite “yeah… no, you’re gonna have to pay like a normal human.”

Bring us something cool → get balls.
Bring us something lame → still get balls, just not the barter discount.