10/13/2026
🚨🌶️ BREAKING NEWS: PEPPER SPRAY TAKES OUT OUR EVENING SHIFT! 🌶️🚨
Well, folks… we've officially found something hotter than our spicy meat sticks! 🔥🤣
Unfortunately, we'll be closing at 4:30 PM today because one of our evening employees decided to get herself pepper sprayed at school.
Now, before anyone panics, she's training to become a police officer, so this was actually part of her training. 👮♀️
Apparently, taking pepper spray to the face AND working an evening shift was asking a little too much. 😂
🎥 We've included a little video for your entertainment because we couldn't let this opportunity go to waste!
So swing in before 4:30 PM to grab your goodies!
And don't worry, we'll try to keep the pepper spray out of the employee seasoning rotation from now on. 🌶️🥩
Thanks for understanding!
— Jungers Farms Butchery & Marketplace