Wiseguy Pizza

Wiseguy Pizza Old School pie handcrafted and baked on two inch thick in an stone-deck oven!

A New York inspired pizza restaurant that serves huge 18-inch pizzas, massive cut slices, and a wide variety of flavors!

08/20/2026

Pizza night called. It wants something with a little kick. 🔥🍕

Meet the 18” Paneer Tikka Pizza with paneer and mozzarella, house masala sauce, green & chili peppers, onions, tomatoes, cilantro, and jalapeño sauce.

Yeah, we packed all that onto one pie.
You know what to do.

Ay, don't even THINK about orderin' pizza without the garlic knots. 🤌🧄 That's rookie stuff.By the time you reach for a s...
08/19/2026

Ay, don't even THINK about orderin' pizza without the garlic knots. 🤌🧄 That's rookie stuff.

By the time you reach for a second one... They're already gone.

08/17/2026

Not for nothin'... the night's just gettin' started. 🌃 Good thing we're still throwin' pies.🍕

Grab the crew and swing by one of our late-night locations.

🕛 Open Late:
📍 Las Olas: Fri-Sat until 12 AM
📍 Pentagon: Fri-Sat until 12 AM
📍 Dupont: Thu until 12 AM, Fri-Sat until 1 AM
📍 Navy Yard: Fri-Sat until 4 AM
📍 Chinatown: Thu until 12 AM, Fri-Sat until 4 AM

Yo, don't let game day catch ya empty-handed. 🤌🏈Whether it's preseason, college kickoff, or rivalry weekend, we've got a...
08/10/2026

Yo, don't let game day catch ya empty-handed. 🤌🏈

Whether it's preseason, college kickoff, or rivalry weekend, we've got a bundle ready for every size crew.

🏈 KICKOFF COMBO | $29.99 - One 18" Classic Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza + 6 Garlic Knots
🔥 HUDDLE BUNDLE | $54.99 - One 18" Classic + One 18" Specialty Pizza + 6 Garlic Knots
🙌 TAILGATE PACK | $129.99 - 3 Classic Pizzas + 2 Specialty Pizzas + 6 Garlic Knots

You can always add 6 or 10 wings at menu price.

Kick off football season with Wiseguy.

Ay! Grab a fresh 9-inch pie, fold it like ya mean it, and get back to the grind. Big New York flavor, no funny business....
08/07/2026

Ay! Grab a fresh 9-inch pie, fold it like ya mean it, and get back to the grind. Big New York flavor, no funny business.🍕

We'll see ya at lunch.

*9-inch pizzas are available at all locations except Chinatown and Herndon.

08/04/2026

Everybody's got opinions when it comes to pizza. 🍕🤌

So we put one of our Wiseguy crew members on the spot.

Watch the answers... then tell us if you agree.

Address

300 Massachusetts Avenue NW
Washington D.C., DC
20001

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 4am
Saturday 11am - 4am
Sunday 11am - 11pm

Telephone

+12024087800

Website

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