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Chef Francis

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Tautua Supper Club
building uncommon connections through shared experiences. Don't be sorry, be better

02/18/2026

Dinner utilizing ingredients i find fun rather than the outdated caviar and truffle on everything.
"Swamps of Dagobah" story
I was taking call one night, and woke up at two in the morning for a "general surgery" call. Pretty vague, but at the time, I lived in a town that had large populations of young military guys and avid m**h users, so late-night emergencies were common.
Got to the hospital, where a few more details awaited me -- "Perirectal abscess." For the uninitiated, this means that somewhere in the immediate vicinity of the as***le, there was a pocket of pus that needed draining. Needless to say our entire crew was less than thrilled.

I went down to the Emergency Room to transport the patient, and the only thing the ER nurse said as she handed me the chart was "Have fun with this one." Amongst healthcare professionals, vague statements like that are a bad sign.

My patient was a 314lb Native American woman who barely fit on the stretcher I was transporting her on. She was rolling frantically side to side and moaning in pain, pulling at her clothes and muttering Hail Mary's. I could barely get her name out of her after a few minutes of questioning, so after I confirmed her identity and what we were working on, I figured it was best just to get her to the anesthesiologist so we could knock her out and get this circus started.
She continued her theatrics the entire ten-minute ride to the O.R., nearly falling off the surgical table as we were trying to put her under anesthetic. We see patients like this a lot, though, chronic drug abusers who don't handle pain well and who have used so many drugs that even increased levels of pain medication don't touch simply because of high tolerance levels.

It should be noted, tonight's surgical team was not exactly wet behind the ears. I'd been working in healthcare for several years already, mostly psych and medical settings. I've watched an 88-year-old man tear a 1"-diameter catheter balloon out of his p***s while screaming "You'll never make me talk!". I've been attacked by an HIV-positive neo-Nazi. I've seen some s**t. Google the rest lol

02/13/2026

Amuse bouche spoons
Uhh I cant think of anything to s**tpost so here's the unibomber manifesto:
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a PO

01/02/2026

fu****ri 👩🍆😍 can be made 👉 less ➖😔 gay 🌈😘 than straight 💑 . You 👈 see 👀, straight 💑 has one ☝🏿 guy 👦 and one ☝ girl 👧. Because you're fapping 🍆💦 to som**hing 🤔 with one 1️⃣ guy 👨 in it, that's ✔ 50 👌% gay 🌈. If you 👈 watch 👀 futa 👩🍆😍 ---- a girl 👧, that's ✔ one ☝ girl 👧👵 and a half 1️⃣➗2️⃣ girl 🤔👧, thus 😎💅 only 25 ⬇🛣% gay 🌈. You 👉🏻 could make 💘 it 0 ❗% gay 🏳️‍🌈 with two 💏✌ girls 👩 but 🤔😈🍑 the problem 😊 is, that makes 🖕 them le***an 👩, which wraps 🌯 back 🔙 to being 100 💯% gay 🌈.

03/15/2025

OQUIRRH MOUNTAIN MEADOW
cultured Aguachile × foraged mushroom × curry leaf ÷ beet green × carrot green × mint × parilla × basil × hummus

A raw dish highlighting the freshness and beauty of herbs

12/08/2024

I deserve it all
1: Caramelized Chicatana Ants × Salditas Shortbread Cookie × Handmade Pork Sung × Citrus Whipped Mascarpone × Dehydrated Chamoy Powder
2: Cured Totoaba Kamaboko × Tequila Tempura × Morita Chile-Citric Acid Seasoning × Mercado XO Sauce

**tpost

11/04/2024

Last hyatt menu...
#1 Jamaica chia pudding
#2 French toast tartine
#3 autumn grain bowl
#4 buttermilk pancakes
#5 carne asada Benedict
#6 gravlax bowl
#7 XO Sauce Hash

09/30/2024

I could die here.. 2024 joker: "You wanna know how i got this drip? My father, was a sigma, from ohio. And one night, he goes off sussier than the imposter at 3 am. Mommy gets the baby gronk rizzing up livvy dunn to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the OG fortnite rizzler to ohio, laughing the ocky way while he does it. He turns to me and says, "What the dog doing?" He griddys at me with the goofy ahh kai cenat grimace gyatt level 3. "WHAT THE DOG DOING?" He sticks the ice spice squid game lightskin stare in my mouth and says..."Let's put a skibidi toilet on that cuh dey board."

09/17/2024

Family Meal! A comprehensive list of brainrot:
Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk sussy imposter pibby glitch in real life sigma alpha omega male grindset andrew tate goon cave freddy fazbear colleen ballinger smurf cat vs strawberry elephant blud dawg shmlawg ishowspeed a whole bunch of turbulence ambatukam bro really thinks he's carti literally hitting the griddy the ocky way kai cenat fanum tax garten of banban no edging in class not the mosquito again bussing axel in harlem whopper whopper whopper whopper 1 2 buckle my shoe goofy ahh aiden ross sin city monday left me broken quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce john pork grimace shake kiki do you love me huggy wuggy nathaniel b lightskin stare biggest bird omar the referee amogus uncanny wholesome reddit chungus keanu reeves pizza tower zesty poggers kumalala savesta quandale di**le glizzy rose toy ankha zone thug shaker morbin time dj khaled sisyphus oceangate shadow wizard money gang ayo the pizza here PLUH nair bu****le waxing t-pose ugandan knuckles family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom nickeh30 ratio uwu delulu o***m bird cg5 mewing fortnite battle pass all my fellas gta 6 backrooms gigachad based cringe kino redpilled no nut november pokénut november wojak literally 1984 foot fe**sh F in the chat i love lean looksmaxxing gassy incredible theodore john kaczynski social credit bing chilling xbox live mrbeast kid named finger better caul saul i am a surgeon one in a krillion hit or miss i guess they never miss huh i like ya cut g ice spice we go gym kevin james josh hutcherson edit coffin of andy and leyley metal pipe falling

09/15/2024

Fall on a plate
Berbere Dusted Acorn Squash | Pepita Granola | Hearth Roasted Acorn Squash Mousse | Root Veggie Crisps

09/11/2024

FOH locking in for family meal

09/03/2024

A special that we're turning into our weekly veggie side.
Lemon poppy ricotta | berbere roasted carrots | masala Crunch | pepitas | local honey comb

09/02/2024

Chef Francis' Foccacia! a new feature for family meal, our chefs table experience.

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