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06/25/2026

Possible new hot bite on the next TAUTUA menu. GRILLED MACKEREL × SAMBAL PICKLED VEG × BROWN BUTTER REDUCED DASHI

06/19/2026

OKA I'A
My second favorite dish from my childhood next to a nice plate of palusami and Kalo.

06/10/2026

That good soup.

I want to f*ck the duolingo bird

i really want to f*ck the duolingo bird i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most p***ses can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs? i just want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it c**s or would it make a completely different sound as i s*x it would the bird moan in english or spanish i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

06/03/2026

We're launching our TAUTUA summer series!
Reach out directly to book your spots, bi-weekly events all summer!

04/23/2026

I also do pasta making classes too! Come book an event

02/18/2026

Dinner utilizing ingredients i find fun rather than the outdated caviar and truffle on everything.
"Swamps of Dagobah" story
I was taking call one night, and woke up at two in the morning for a "general surgery" call. Pretty vague, but at the time, I lived in a town that had large populations of young military guys and avid m**h users, so late-night emergencies were common.
Got to the hospital, where a few more details awaited me -- "Perirectal abscess." For the uninitiated, this means that somewhere in the immediate vicinity of the as***le, there was a pocket of pus that needed draining. Needless to say our entire crew was less than thrilled.

I went down to the Emergency Room to transport the patient, and the only thing the ER nurse said as she handed me the chart was "Have fun with this one." Amongst healthcare professionals, vague statements like that are a bad sign.

My patient was a 314lb Native American woman who barely fit on the stretcher I was transporting her on. She was rolling frantically side to side and moaning in pain, pulling at her clothes and muttering Hail Mary's. I could barely get her name out of her after a few minutes of questioning, so after I confirmed her identity and what we were working on, I figured it was best just to get her to the anesthesiologist so we could knock her out and get this circus started.
She continued her theatrics the entire ten-minute ride to the O.R., nearly falling off the surgical table as we were trying to put her under anesthetic. We see patients like this a lot, though, chronic drug abusers who don't handle pain well and who have used so many drugs that even increased levels of pain medication don't touch simply because of high tolerance levels.

It should be noted, tonight's surgical team was not exactly wet behind the ears. I'd been working in healthcare for several years already, mostly psych and medical settings. I've watched an 88-year-old man tear a 1"-diameter catheter balloon out of his p***s while screaming "You'll never make me talk!". I've been attacked by an HIV-positive neo-Nazi. I've seen some s**t. Google the rest lol

02/13/2026

Amuse bouche spoons
Uhh I cant think of anything to s**tpost so here's the unibomber manifesto:
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.

3. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later.

4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can't predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a PO

01/02/2026

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