05/03/2024
That Crazy Human Animal by Dale R. Minor
I am sitting here in my recliner, laptop before me, just thinking about unimportant things. (Us old folks do that.) Through the window in front of me is a large white pine. It provides some good distractions for me. For instance, there is a nest of bluebirds in a box nearby, and one of them will often fly up to rest on a branch of that tree. A couple afternoons ago, I noticed a cardinal sitting on the same branch, but closer to the trunk of the tree. The bluebird was there too, and they appeared to be arguing.
Since, I was inside and they were out, I couldn’t hear their chirping, but their body language seemed to indicate some sort of communication. That bright red cardinal and the smaller blue-feathered bird each stood its ground and faced each other. By the movement of their beaks and tails I could imagine that there was considerable conversation going on.
It is common for us, as we observe animals at work or play, to put human thoughts and words to their antics. So, I imagined they were arguing over which of them had the rights to that particular branch, and which should leave. Or, perhaps they were complimenting one another on their dress, while each privately considered the other as being gaudy. Whatever was their debate, the cardinal eventually got tired of it, and left.
Today, on that same tree, is a squirrel. He is hanging upside down on the trunk of that tree, with his head extended as if looking at me. He has been there several minutes and hasn’t moved. I can only imagine that he is focused on something and I am the only thing in his line of sight that is movable. And I haven’t moved much. It’s possible that he is seeing his own reflection in the window, but that is doubtful since I have a light on which would diminish any mirror-like characteristic of that pane of glass.
So, I wonder, “if that squirrel is watching me watch him, what is he thinking?” For that matter what do animals think of this species we call human who share their world? Obviously, many are wary of us, and run away; at least the smaller of them do. Even some of the larger ones give us a wide berth. But some can be aggressive, perhaps seeing us as competitors for their space. And some may even see us as food.
But at the same time, there are those which have a certain curiosity about us and want to check us out. A bull in a field may follow us, instilling a sense of fear and a desire to run in us. I’ve had sheep butt me to remove me from his or her space. A bison in Yellowstone Park made a deliberate walk past us, close enough that we could see our reflection in his eye. Even as that caused me to search out the nearest place of refuge, his action seemed more to check us out, and perhaps to let us know who owned that land, -- and it wasn’t us.
Then a few days ago, as I made my daily walk to the mailbox and back, a roundtrip of about two-hundred yards, there was a deer, a young doe standing in the meadow which I was crossing. At first, she took a couple steps away from me to position herself near the edge of the adjacent forest. But, then she stopped and just watched as I made my way to get the mail and returned. She didn’t seem to be afraid, even as she didn’t take her eyes off me. She just stood there wagging her tail and twitching her ears.
“What is she thinking?” I wondered. Is she thinking, “What a strange animal he is. He appears to have four legs, but is only using two. I’ve seen him before and he always does the same thing, walks to that box on a post and goes back to his den. And many days he has on different colored fur.”
If an animal studies us, l like we study them. What do they see? A strange animal which is able to walk about, but often uses noisy conveyances to go places. They plant large fields of grass, good edible food, but never eat it. Instead, they manicure it. Almost every week, they are out there on some small machine cutting their grass. Often, they seem to be complaining about the amount of time they spend keeping that grass to a certain size, but will put stuff on it to make it grow faster.
And these humans are constantly working to improve their domiciles. They work on them continually and never seem to be satisfied. When they are younger, they raise families, and most of these eventually leave their nests and build new ones. That, in itself, is not strange. Most species do that. But, many older humans just keep on working to make bigger and brighter homes for themselves, even as they already have more space than they need.
Each animal species seems to have its own idea of what a home should look like. Most seem to be controlled by whatever it takes to raise a family. Many are temporary, never intended to last more than a season. Some, like a beaver, will not only build a home, but create a totally new habitat for himself, and those of his clan. Others are more solitary, and go to great lengths to build “off-the-grid” so to say.
Humans to that too. Some establish homes in different parts of the country, migrating like many birds and some mammals do. Others will procure smaller homes on wheels and move them from place to place for short periods of times. They say this enables them to “get away from it all,” but then they gather in places where there are dozens, even hundreds, of the same kind of homes, and they aren’t away from anything.
Some even hibernate. Mostly older humans, like that guy watching a squirrel in a pine tree. He just sits there like a sack of potatoes, punching away at his computer and pretending that he is being useful. All in all, it seems that among all of creation, the human species possesses more faults and wastes more time and resources than all of the rest of the animal kingdom put together. But they do provide entertainment for the more intelligent species on this earth, like that squirrel, who just watch and marvel had why in the world did the Creator ever think them necessary to begin with.
That wise old owl, has suggested it was because the human was the last of all creation, and the Creator was tired. Apparently, He didn’t have a plan, he just piled up all his leftover parts and called it man.
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