09/03/2021
Everything’s better on a stick.
Chicken Satay:
Seasoned, skewered, and grilled- thin ribbons of chicken are then brushed with a Thai chili sauce and topped with a pineapple and roasted red pepper salsa.
I put it over a bed of micro-chopped dressed greens and swaddled it in cozy warm grilled naan.
It’s like putting on a sweater fresh out of the dryer, and then realizing sweaters don’t go in dryers- but how would you know that?? You’ve always had someone else do your laundry! Why would anyone make clothes that you CAN’T put in the dryer anyway?? So now you’re just strutting around in this tiny sweater with your belly hanging out of the bottom because you’re too proud to admit that as a grown ass man you still don’t know how to do laundry and your co-workers are relentless about it, I mean, come on Jerry, that’s probably not even your real hair, get off my back!
I mean, hypothetically speaking….
*nervous laughter* 😬