Rocky Slope Crab Removal and Cheese Emporium

Rocky Slope Crab Removal and Cheese Emporium Cleaning Ahwatukians for over 1 day Now!
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We dont actually have cheese! We specialize in removing those annoying crabs that you picked up that one night, when you were blackout drunk. We raise and harvest these crabs and sell them to certain asian cultures, where they are considered a delicacy. We will soon be offering corn removal as well as genital wart removal.

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4322 E Rocky Slope Dr
Phoenix, AZ
85044

If you come in on a bus, you will be turned away and made fun of.

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