06/18/2026
Everyone please quiet down, we are in the presence of an intellectual giant. 🤫🎓
I didn’t realize a harmless little sports joke would summons the Head Umpire of the Internet to my comment section, but here we are.
It’s always impressive when someone sees a post they could ignore for free… but instead decides it’s the perfect place to audition for their 15 minutes of fame.
Stephanie I hope you feel lighter now. That was a lot to carry into a cake post. 🎂
Signing off for tonight. Let’s do better, guys. The internet is not a free pass to say whatever comes to your mind.
A cake and a bit of humor shouldn’t be enough to ruin your day..
A cheesecake is an about all I can offer, because clearly humor is a bit much for you. ✌🏻