The Dirty Gerty

09/01/2026

09/01/2026

Expresso Yourself ‼️Couple new flavors coming your way The Great Stoneboro Fair 🔥🧋

08/31/2026

Come see us at Sperdute Farms 🍁

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08/31/2026

Come see us at the The Great Stoneboro Fair ‼️

08/30/2026

Wow ‼️🤩 You guys are amazing‼️ Let’s keep it going ‼️

08/27/2026

📣 WANT A CHANCE TO WIN SOME PRETTY COOL DIRTY GERTY MERCH?!

We’re on a mission to reach our FIRST 1,000 FOLLOWERS, and we want YOU to help us get there! 🧡💙

Here’s how to enter:
❤️ LIKE our page�👥 FOLLOW our page�📣 SHARE this post
🫟 Message Done ‼️

That’s it! You’ll be entered for a chance to win some of The Dirty Gerty merch! 🎉

👀 BUT HERE’S A LITTLE HINT… 👀

Everyone loves our vintage coolers (similar to the orange one in the pic….colors vary) and we have something REALLY COOL in the works! 😍

One lucky winner is going to receive a vintage cooler custom painted exclusively for The Dirty Gerty! 🎨🔥

And this one is extra special because the design and custom painting will be done by my husband and brothers-in-law. They’re putting their creativity, time, and talent into making this a ONE-OF-A-KIND piece for one of our Dirty Crew members! 🧡💙
So if you love The Dirty Gerty, vintage coolers, and one-of-a-kind stuff… you definitely don’t want to miss this! 😜

🏆 Winner(s) will be selected at random!
Help us reach 1,000 followers, tag your friends, share the love, and get ready…
This giveaway is going to be PRETTY COOL!
🧡💙 Good luck & STAY DIRTY! 💙🧡

08/27/2026

🔥 The Dirty Gerty Merch is officially happening! 🧡💙

So many of you have asked if you could get your own Dirty Gerty / Dirty Crew Gear…and we’re finally making it happen!

More merch coming too! 👀
This will be our first merch drop, so if you’ve been waiting for one, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

08/26/2026

We just want to thank Mohawk Area School District PTO for having us tonight for Meet the Teachers! We had such a great time serving everyone! We hope everyone enjoyed their drinks and hope to have the opportunity to come back!! 🥤🥰

08/24/2026

If you don’t want to cook dinner on Tuesday night, come on out to the front parking lot of the elementary during Meet the Teacher Night! A portion of the profits support the Mohawk PTO ❤️ 🖤

08/20/2026

We’re hitting the road and bringing The Dirty Gerty to some AMAZING events! 🧡🥤

📅 August 19 - 22, 2026
🎡 New Galilee Carnival

📅 August 22, 2026
🎡 4th Annual Evan’s Monumental Gifts Carnival

📅 August 25, 2026
✏️ Mohawk - Meet the Teachers

📅 August 28–29, 2026�🎶 Private Music Festival

📅 September 2–7, 2026�🎡 The Great Stoneboro Fair

📅 September 18 - 19, 20206
🛻 Enon Valley Truck Pulls

📅 September 19–20 & September 26–27, 2026�🌾 Sperdute Farms

📅 October 3, 2026�🧙‍♀️ Witches Walk

📅 Every Saturday in October 2026�👻 Hidden Haunted Attraction

And guess what…we’re not done yet! 👀�We have several more events in the works and waiting on confirmation. As soon as they’re officially locked in, we’ll be adding them to our schedule!
Keep following The Dirty Gerty so you know where to find us next! 🥤🧡

Think Dirty. Drink Dirty. Stay Dirty. 😜