The Grumpy Mustache

10/05/2026

Have you been?

My mouth sure did leave happy... Take yours to The Grumpy Mustache in Murrells Inlet, S.C.

Grumpy people need food, too, in Discover South Carolina.

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Hat - Knotted Threads
Shirt - Sully's Steamers Simpsonville

10/05/2026

Kids, cover your eyes. 🫣

Nobody likes blue balls… until they try ours. 😏

Three glorious balls, topped with blue cheese, and served with toasted bread to help you handle this mess. 😎

Quit giggling and put ’em in your mouth. 🙄

📍The Grumpy Mustache — We’re not nice, we’re good.

09/27/2026

Okay- let's try this again, shall we? 😆 🤣 😂
Let's get something out of the way first....

Contrary to some belief, we are a relatively high volume kitchen...so apply accordingly. If you come in thinking you're gonna cook 3 burgers an hour, you will be highly disappointed. It's all or nothing around here. 😎

The Grumpy Mustache is hiring: KITCHEN STAFF. We are looking for a person to come back in the kitchen and cook/wash dishes/float around where we need. Part-time, but could quickly become full-time.

Smiles optional
Bad moods appreciated.
😆 🤣 😂

Please fill this out to set up an interview!
https://form.jotform.com/260103358453148

09/23/2026

Who's gonna win this thing? It's taking up valuable space in my garage that I use to store priceless bathroom photos that folks like to steal off walls. 😆 🤣

Come get yo tickets. 😎

Our golf cart for raffle has been getting some mighty fine upgrades from RDR 4 Carts. 😎

Have you gotten your tickets yet???? 🎟 Drop a 🎟 emoji if you still need one! $25 per ticket.

Drawing is on Oct. 18th. You do NOT need to be there! Grab your ticket in person at:

1. Gator Zone Sports Bar & Grille
2. Black Dog Running Company - Myrtle Beach
3. The Grumpy Mustache
4. Smuggler's Den
5. The Quay - in the giftshop!
6. Sundown Restaurant & Sports Pub

09/23/2026

To the person who ripped this off the wall of our men's bathroom and stole it....we have you on camera exiting with it. 😆 🤣

We really just want it back because it was a gift. Return it, and we won't put a curse on your family for generations.

09/21/2026

THE BUFFALO CHICKEN BURGER 🐔🔥

This ain't your average chicken sandwich.

We're talking a big ol’ chicken burger loaded with buffalo sauce, blue cheese, crunchy carrots and celery, and a drizzle of ranch.

Don't worry, grew some extra ranch from the ranch tree this weekend. 🤣 😂 🌳 🌳

It's spicy, messy, crunchy, and has no respect for your clean shirt.

Don't wear white, grab extra napkins, quit complaining, and DIG IN. 😤

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy. 🥸

09/17/2026

The Grumpy Mustache is hiring: KITCHEN STAFF. We are looking for a person to come back in the kitchen and cook/wash dishes/float around where we need. Part-time, but could quickly become full-time.

Smiles optional
Bad moods appreciated.
😆 🤣 😂

Please fill this out to set up an interview!
https://form.jotform.com/260103358453148

09/09/2026

Come get yo tickets for the girls today! 👀

One of you lucky SOBs is gonna win!