The Grumpy Mustache

07/15/2026

🌭 In honor of NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY 🌭

Here's one of my all-time favorite videos of my lovely bride. 😈

Some people marry for love.

I married someone who takes hot dogs to a whole other level.

Happy National Hot Dog Day... and yes, she's still this mad about it. 😆 🤣 😂

07/08/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 🚨

A busload of Ohio State fans somehow found their way into The Grumpy Mustache today.

We're not sure if they missed a turn... or just followed the smell of good food because they can't find any championships to celebrate lately. 😏

They showed up wearing scarlet, sporting Buckeye pride, and trying to convince everyone that THIS is their year.

Bless their hearts.

The Michigan–Ohio State rivalry has been going strong since 1897, and while we'll happily feed Buckeyes, we'll never promise to agree with their life choices.

Fortunately, our burgers don't discriminate... even if we do. 🍔😂

Thanks for making the trip all the way from Ohio! We hope you enjoyed your meal!

Safe travels home... and remember:
You can leave the Buckeye gear behind if you want. We won't tell anyone. 😉🍻

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy.

07/01/2026

🚨 WE DID SOMETHING THAT TERRIFIED US... 🚨

Over the last couple of months, we've done something we never thought we'd do...
We hired kitchen staff. 🤪

Not just any kitchen staff, either. We somehow managed to find a couple of absolute rockstars. 👨‍🍳🔥 Keith and Chris have been knocking it out of the park, and because we actually trust them (don't tell them we said that 🤫), we've started handing over a little creative control.

That means you're going to start seeing more fresh specials, more creativity, and maybe... just maybe... you'll catch The Grumpy Mustache being grumpy somewhere other than behind the grill. 🏖️🎣🍻

Case in point...
🚨 WE LEFT KEITH UNSUPERVISED TODAY. 🚨
And this is what he came up with..

🥗 The Salad Trio 🐔 Chicken Salad 🐟 Tuna Salad 🍝 Pasta Salad

Served with fresh tomatoes 🍅, toasted bread 🥖, and enough food to make you wonder why you were ever going to order a side.

Turns out, letting talented people do what they do best isn't such a bad idea... even if it pains us to admit it. 😒

So come give Keith's special a try before he gets another crazy idea and raises the bar even higher.

Come Grumpy. Leave Happy.

06/29/2026

😂🇺🇸 Nothing says "Tourist Season" quite like... 🍔☀️

🔥 The barrage of well-done burgers.
(RIP flavor.) 💀🍔

🥶 It's 110° outside, but somehow...
"It's cold in here." ❄️😐

🧅 Ordering French onion soup between May and October.
Bold move. 🍲🌞

📈 Which also makes this one of the BUSIEST stretches we've ever had, smashing record after record. 💥🎉

We won't say we love y'all... because that would be wildly off-brand. 😒🖤

But... thanks for keeping us busy. ❤️

06/18/2026

👀📚🍔 WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT...

Some restaurants get health inspections.
Some restaurants get parking tickets.
Some restaurants get complaints because the fries touched the coleslaw.

The Grumpy Mustache got featured in a dang book. 😎

Join us Saturday, June 20th from 7-9 PM as we celebrate the release of The Best of Them by Kelly Capriotti Burton — a book featuring local businesses, stories, and somehow... us. 🤷‍♂️

🎶 Live music by The Salty Lips
📖 Books available for purchase
✍️ Author signing & meet-and-greet
🍔 Special book-inspired food & drink menu
🏖️ Beach-town vibes, questionable management, and good food.

We're not saying we're famous now.....but if you need us, we'll be practicing our autograph. ✍️😏

📚 Leave a book emoji in the comments if you're coming! We'd love to see who we're hanging out with Saturday night.

📚🍻🏖️😎

06/17/2026

06/16/2026

😎🧢 After 3 years, the merch corner is FINALLY complete.

You've been begging. You've been pleading. You've been asking us every single day if we had shirts, hats, tumblers, stickers, and enough Grumpy gear to support your questionable life choices.
Well... we finally listened.

The Grumpy Mustache merch corner is officially stocked and ready. 🍔🔥
✔️ Hats
✔️ Shirts
✔️ Tumblers
✔️ Stickers
✔️ More grumpiness than should legally fit in one corner

Come get yo' GM stuff before someone else buys it and starts looking grumpier than you.

📍 The Grumpy Mustache 😎 Wear the attitude. Eat the food.

06/13/2026

📖😳 The look on your face when you read about yourself IN A PUBLISHED BOOK. 😳📖

Not gonna lie... we had to read it twice.

Once to make sure it was really us.

And a second time because we were suddenly feeling very fancy. 😎🍔

Somewhere between serving burgers, pouring drinks, and maintaining our reputation for mild disappointment, we apparently became literary material. 🤣

A huge thank you to author Kelly Capriotti Burton for including The Grumpy Mustache in The Best of Them. ❤️📚

Want your own copy?

📖 Order online:https://kellyburton.online/books/the-best-of-them-kelly-capriotti-burton/9798999604750

🍔 Or grab a copy of our Grumpy Mustache Edition right here in the restaurant while you're enjoying a burger and a cold one.

We're not saying we're famous...

But we kinda are....

No big deal. 😌✨

📖🍔😎