Gilly Wonka’s Bar & Grill

10/01/2026

If you're a plug put that on your resume, we're cool

09/29/2026

You are allowed to be gay.

09/24/2026

09/23/2026

SOUNDS LIKE SOME CO**IE S**T

09/22/2026

try offering her w**d, aint' a restaurant worker alive that ain't a w**der, a green fiend, a cannabis cannibal

09/18/2026

ass

09/14/2026

Guys my bitch ex wife is suing me, please pay in cash

04/16/2026

In order to fund the war against Iran, we are serving our pizzas Ayatollah style where we burn it till its black and infuse smash burger technology of smashing your pizza with whatever utensil is nearby.

Also our waiters aren't kosher. That was very important to us.

01/10/2026

Can you find the snake? Type P when you do 1🤭

07/12/2025

Since the homeless kids from down the street keep fu***ng in our bathroom we've installed an all gender security guard. Xe will match whatever pronouns you have as they are the most fluid of all genders, and make sure that you have a bathroom buddy.

Craig and Jessica, stay tf out, for real.

03/16/2025

Kitchen never looked so clean 🥹🫡

Got the kitchen all cleaned up, come on down we got pizza fresh out of the oven!