09/09/2026
Entry #113: The Morning Door Bolt, Window Yoga, and Mandatory Fetch Demand! ๐ช๐คธโโ๏ธ๐
Hey Fans! I have officially decided that playing fetch after our mandatory walks is no longer enough. So yesterday morning, the second Dad cracked the door open, I BOLTED! ๐๐จ
I sprinted a couple of high-speed laps around the house and posted up in the middle of the field. I could hear Dad yelling, "Keel, let's go!" but I wasn't budging a single inch. I was ready for an immediate game of fetch right then and there! As you all know, I was severely neglected on Monday and only got ONE round of fetch, so I had ground to make up! ๐ค๐พ
Dad kept calling, but I sat rock-solid. Eventually, Dad always gives up and comes out to get me... and sure enough, HE DID!! ๐
Dad threw the dummy, I charged out and grabbed it like a champ, but when I brought it back, Dad snagged my collar and I had to do the official Walk of Shame all the way to the truck! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ณ
Still, total victory: I managed to score several games of fetch throughout the day yesterday, so it is now officially "Fetch Anytime" at our house! ๐พ๐ฅ
๐คธโโ๏ธ WINDOW SILL YOGA & THE GSP LIFE
When Mom got home from work, I was so utterly thrilled to see her that I bounced right up onto the bed! ๐ช๐
Suddenly, someone mentioned a bird or a cat or something moving around outside, so I sprang into action to investigate. To see out the window, I had to execute an elite, olympic-level yoga stretch, extending my entire body across a massive drop-off between the bed and the windowsill to get into position! ๐งโโ๏ธ
Mom just stood there shaking her head in disbelief, and Dad muttered at me to get down before shaking his head and walking away. Honestly, there are days I am 100% convinced Dad secretly wishes he got another easy-going Lab instead of a crazy, long-limbed GSP! ๐คช breed superiority, Dad!
๐ LARRY SPANGBERG MEMORIAL RIB COOK-OFF REMINDER!
Don't forget to get signed up for the 2nd Annual Larry Spangberg Memorial Rib Cook-Off happening on Saturday, October 10th! ๐๐ฅ
Bragging rights are almost as good as the trophy and prize money! Send my mom a message to register before spots fill up! ๐๏ธ
Perfecting my yoga stretches for the next game of fetch,
Keel, Door Bolter, Fetch Demander & GSP Yoga Master ๐พ