The Dayton Eatery

The Dayton Eatery The Dayton Eatery is Dayton’s premier restaurant. With dedicated staff, delicious food, and modern decor...you’re sure to have a wonderful experience.

04/15/2026

The ghouls are back again. We're addressing it.

04/14/2026

Our computer was hacked to auto change chicken noodle soup to something vulgar. The problem is fixed. We've notified Peesident Teump and he will be giving you a tarrif. Hope it was worth it.

We apologize for yesterday’s posts. Today’s special is oysters.
04/14/2026

We apologize for yesterday’s posts. Today’s special is oysters.

04/13/2026

Our earlier post had an unfortunate typo. It was supposed to say todays special is p***y.

04/13/2026

Todays special:

P***y

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Dayton, OH

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