Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen

Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen Mezcales is proud to bring its signature Tex-Mex flavors to the welcoming community of Crosby, Texas.

Our mission is simple: bring people together over great food, great drinks, and great times.

🌶️🍤 Sunday deliciousness but make it spicy 🍤🌶️Spicy, saucy, and absolutely not here to play. 🔥If you’ve been wondering w...
08/30/2026

🌶️🍤 Sunday deliciousness but make it spicy 🍤🌶️

Spicy, saucy, and absolutely not here to play. 🔥

If you’ve been wondering what’s for lunch today… we found your answer.

🍤 Camarones a la Diabla
🌶️ Lunch — $19.99
🔥 Dinner — $21.99

Come hungry. Leave happy. 🌶️

THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE… 🙌Let us rejoice and be glad in it.And perhaps most importantly…Let us rejoice that th...
08/30/2026

THIS IS THE DAY THE LORD HAS MADE… 🙌
Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

And perhaps most importantly…

Let us rejoice that there are NO DISHES. 😂🙏

No grocery shopping.
No cooking.
No pots soaking in the sink while you pretend you’ll “get to them later.”

Just chips, salsa, your Mezcales favorite, and the sweet blessing of somebody else cleaning the kitchen. 🌮✨

It is Sunday, after all.

Come break bread with us at Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen.

Can we get an amen? 🙌😂

🚨 IMPORTANT SATURDAY RESEARCH 🚨You sit down at Mezcales.Chips and salsa hit the table.Someone says:“Should we get queso?...
08/29/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT SATURDAY RESEARCH 🚨
You sit down at Mezcales.
Chips and salsa hit the table.

Someone says:
“Should we get queso?”

There are only two acceptable responses:
A) Obviously. Why are we even discussing this?
B) “No, we don't need queso.” — then proceeds to eat 63% of everyone else's queso.
😂

Which person are YOU?
And be careful tagging your friends. They know what they did. 👀

Okay Crosby… today feels like a “somebody else needs to cook” before we head to the game. 😂🌮Good news: Mezcales understo...
08/28/2026

Okay Crosby… today feels like a “somebody else needs to cook” before we head to the game. 😂🌮

Good news: Mezcales understood the assignment.

🔥 TODAY’S SPECIAL
Beef Guiso
🥘 Lunch — $14.25
🍽️ Dinner — $14.99

And because dinner tastes better when it comes with a bucket…

🍺 BEER BUCKETS
Domestic — $24.99
Imported — $29.99

Come hungry. Bring your people. Stay awhile.

📍 Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen

08/27/2026

Come see us for dinner tonight! Skillet enchiladas are on special for $16.50, choose beef, chicken or combo. Served with rice and beans. 🤤

WHAT YOUR MEZCALES ORDER SAYS ABOUT YOU 👀🌮🌶️ THE SKILLET ENCHILADASYou don't “look at the menu.”You open it for appearan...
08/26/2026

WHAT YOUR MEZCALES ORDER SAYS ABOUT YOU 👀🌮
🌶️ THE SKILLET ENCHILADAS
You don't “look at the menu.”
You open it for appearances.

You've been ordering the same thing for approximately 84 years, and every once in a while someone says:
“You should try something different!”

Why?
You already found your thing.
You don't need personal growth at dinner. You need your enchiladas served dramatically on a sizzling skillet while everyone else at the table looks over like, “damn, should I have gotten that?”

And the answer is yes.
Yes, they should have.

Skillet Enchilada people: predictable? Maybe.
Wrong? Absolutely not. 😂

Tag the person who orders these EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 👇

🌮 Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen

TACO TUESDAY 🌮Being an adult is mostly just asking yourself what you're making for dinner until you die.Not today, besti...
08/25/2026

TACO TUESDAY 🌮
Being an adult is mostly just asking yourself what you're making for dinner until you die.

Not today, bestie. 😂
It's Taco Tuesday.

We're outsourcing the meal planning, ignoring whatever is currently defrosting in the fridge, and letting Mezcales handle this one.

You have enough responsibilities.

🌮 Order the tacos.
🍹 Get the margarita.
🧺 Continue ignoring that load of laundry that's been in the dryer since Sunday.
Self-care, but with salsa.

See you at Mezcales Mexican Fine Kitchen.

Before Monday gets a vote… Sunday gets one last word.Pick one thing you’re leaving behind this week.The email you should...
08/23/2026

Before Monday gets a vote… Sunday gets one last word.

Pick one thing you’re leaving behind this week.
The email you should’ve ignored.
The thing you overthought.
The plan that didn’t work out.
The person who tested your patience. 👀
The laundry that is absolutely becoming Monday’s problem.

Now pick one thing you’re taking into the new week.
A fresh start.
A better attitude.
A little more confidence.
And maybe a table full of really good Mexican food.

Consider this your Sunday Reset at Mezcales:
Come hungry.
Leave the week at the door.
Start again tomorrow.

✨ New week. Clean slate. Same favorite table.

🚨 MEZCALES UNPOPULAR OPINION COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.Today’s case:The People vs. The Person Who Says They’re “Not Hungry...
08/22/2026

🚨 MEZCALES UNPOPULAR OPINION COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

Today’s case:
The People vs. The Person Who Says They’re “Not Hungry” and Then Eats Half Your Food.

The prosecution alleges that the defendant:
🌮 Declined their own entrée.
🧀 Said, “I’ll just have a few chips.”
👀 Watched your plate arrive with suspicious interest.
🍴 Asked, “Are you gonna eat all that?”
😐 Proceeded to take the best bite.

We are asking a jury of our peers to settle this once and for all.

Is eating off someone else’s plate acceptable behavior?
⚖️ GUILTY — Order your own food.
🤝 NOT GUILTY — Sharing is part of the relationship.

Court is now in session in the comments. 👇

08/20/2026

THIRSTY THURSDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🍹
The weekend is close enough to start making questionable Thursday decisions. 😏

Grab your crew and head to Mezcales for an ice-cold margarita, your favorite Mexican food, and a little “we’ll just have one” energy.
Spoiler: it’s never just the margarita. You’re definitely ordering queso too. 😂

🍹 Drinks cold
🌮 Tacos hot
🙌 Weekend loading…

See you at Mezcales!

Address

14280 FM 2100 Road
Crosby, TX
77532

Opening Hours

Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 9pm
Sunday 11am - 9pm

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