06/17/2025
📣 Public Service Announcement
I’m Ralph. I’m a taxidermy raccoon with a fork, a grudge, and absolutely zero qualifications to be reviewing food—so naturally, I’m starting a local review page.
Coos Bay/North Bend, you’ve been warned.
I’ll be sniffing out the finest flavors and the filthiest snacks. Fine dining? Fast food? Gas station sushi at midnight? If it can be eaten (or shouldn’t be), I’m on it.
This weekend I’m hunting for burgers. Greasy, grilled, stacked, smacked—point me to the best or the worst. I will judge accordingly.
Drop your favorites below. Or don’t. I’ll find them anyway.
See you in the drive-thru.
🦝🔪🍔
