05/04/2026
✏️☕ $2 Teacher Tuesday — For the Heroes Who Survived the 6‑7 Era
Teachers…this year wasn’t just teaching.
It was trend dodging, slang translating, and spiritually surviving whatever the kids decided was “the vibe” that day.
You faced the 6‑7 trend head‑on, not just the phrase, but the hand motion that popped up like a jump scare in every class period. You’d be mid‑sentence, explaining photosynthesis, and suddenly a kid hits the gesture like they’re casting a spell.
And when you asked them to stop?
They hit you with, “It’s not clocking to you.”
You survived:
- Skibidi brain rot, where half the class moved like NPCs and the other half narrated it.
- Kids calling every reasonable boundary “delulu behavior.”
- “Get sendy” energy in the hallways, even though no one, including the kids, could define it.
- Being called “unc” (uncool) for doing your job like a responsible adult.
- K‑Pop Demon Hunters debates that somehow lasted longer than your entire unit on the American Revolution.
- Aura readings, hallway choreography, and slang so chaotic it felt like teaching inside a live meme generator.
If you made it through all that without retiring mid‑year, you deserve a parade.
❤️ Now, the appreciation:
Through all the trends, slang, chaos, and “it’s not clocking to you” moments, you still showed up with heart, patience, and a commitment to shaping young minds and young hearts.
You teach kids how to think.
You help them grow into themselves.
You model kindness, resilience, curiosity, and courage, even when your coffee is cold and your last nerve is trembling.
We see you.
We appreciate you.
And we’re celebrating you.
☕ This Tuesday: $2 drinks for all teachers.
A small thank you from ROHR Coffee, your local resilience recharge station.
Come get the fuel you’ve more than earned.
Happy Teacher Appreciation Week. ❤️
$2 - 12oz hot or 16oz cold drinks. Additional charges apply for extras.