Jalapeño Kitchen

08/16/2026

What are you doing today?

Come by 1-5 and get you some delicious Sourdough from Grit & Crumb and what Moonlight Equilibrium Labs has left of preserves and seasoning from the last few days.

See you there!

Tomorrow 1pm to 5 pm!
101 N. Dixie Drive (behind The Scholar's Source)
Lake Jackson, Tx

08/13/2026

Come out to your local Farmers Markets this weekend and see what goodies you can find.

Our partners in Food Crimes; Grit & Crumb will have our preserves at their booth, so stop by, say hi, and get you some delicious Sourdough!

07/31/2026

The time has come to Revamp Jalapeño Kitchen.

We will be sharing our plans soon so you can continue to be able to enjoy goodies from us.

In the meantime, follow Moonlight Equilibrium Labs, our inaugural brand.

Through our friends at Grit & Crumb, we have been allowed to see what we can do in the realm of Farmers Markets. We thank them tremendously for the opportunity. Response has been mind blowing, so we are working on more stock. Handcrafted preserves, signature seasoning blends, seasoned salts, and so much more.

07/21/2026

Im baaaack! 😜

I so hope everyone had an amazing weekend, and you filled your cup. ❤️

BAY CITY- we’re coming! 🤞🏻
We will be returning to Downtown Bay City Market Days this Saturday not only with all of your favorites, but I hear their is a new roll coming too! 🤫

Our friends over at Moonlight Equilibrium Labs are in the lab working on this weeks pairing.
What flavor do you guys want samples of this week? 👀

HAVE AN INCREDIBLE WEEK 🌿

05/23/2026

Been thinking real hard about pizzas lately. (When don't I? 🤣🤣) Not so much about eating it, but making it again.

We've worked in plenty of Pizza places. We have matching Pizza tattoos. We have come up with some things you couldn't begin to fathom in the pizza realm. (Why we would put red beans and rice and crawfish on a pizza, I really dunno, but we did it Lol)

So if we did an on the side, specific days a week, when we are available artisan gourmet pizzas, who would support? If we really go for it, probably late fall would logically be when we get going.

I know some of y'all have been blessed by our 'zzas before, so like or comment what flavor pizza you would want!

05/17/2026

Sometimes I forget the things I can do.

🍇 Say Goodbye to Boring Snack Boards! 🧀

Ever look at a massive, stunning charcuterie board and think, *“I want that, but I have absolutely no idea where to start”*?

We get it! Crafting the perfect board is a true art form. It’s all about balancing flavors, textures, and—let's be honest—making it look absolutely gorgeous for the gram. 📸✨

Take a look at this masterpiece:

The Cheeses: From rich, honey-drizzled brie to perfect little cubes of pepper jack and logs of herbed goat cheese.

The Meats: Beautifully folded salami roses and savory prosciutto.

The Sweet & Savory Balance: Fresh raspberries, blackberries, crisp green apples, dark chocolate-covered pretzels, and a mix of crunchy nuts.

The Crunch: An epic variety of artisanal crackers and crisps to tie it all together.

Whether you're hosting a wine night, a holiday party, a bridal shower, or you just want to elevate your weekend snacking, you don't have to stress about putting this together yourself.
We've got you covered!

🛒 Want one for your next event?

Skip the grocery lines and the styling stress. Just get ahold of us right here on the Jalapeno Kitchen FB Page! Drop us a direct message with your event date and party size, and let us build something incredible for you.

👇 What's your absolute must-have item on a charcuterie board? Let us know in the comments! 👇

05/09/2026

Hey Y'all, been awhile. But its time.

Craving something creamy, spicy, and out of this world?

This Monday, 5/11, Jalapeño Kitchen is serving up our signature Spaghetti Verde. It’s messy, it’s creamy, and it is absolutely packed with flavor. We start with a rich poblano cream sauce, shred chicken into it, pile on the blackened chicken, and top it all off with cotija.

All this for $15:
🔥 Loaded Up Spaghetti Verde w/ Chicken
🔥 Roasted Veggies OR Hot Honey Carrots
🔥 Garlic Bread
🔥 Dessert

Swing by for PICKUP (in LJ), or order 4 or more plates and we’ll DELIVER it to you! Order now and get ready to eat good.

Send us a message or comment below and we will get with you to see how many you'd like to order; Can be ready for Lunch, Dinner, or anytime inbetween!

05/05/2026

🌮 ATENCIÓN MI GENTE

¡Este 5 de mayo en Papa Juancho’s vamos a romperla con tacos a solo $1! 💃🕺

Carne bien sazonada, tortillas doraditas, cebolla, cilantro… y si no llegas temprano, te quedas mirando 👀
Desde las 3 hasta las 7 pm—prepárate porque esto se va a poner más caliente que el comal 🔥
Trae a la familia, trae a la suegra, trae al que te debe dinero—¡pero llega!

…whoops, I hit the SAP button 😅

Alright y’all—Cinco de Mayo = $1 TACOS $1.50 Beans

🍓 Strawberry Crunch
And
🍫Abuelitas Chocolate
Tres Leches Cakes will also be available for $5 a piece. (Get yours quick, limited quantities available)

🗓️ May 5th 3 PM – 7PM or completely sold out of food!
🌍309 E Plantation Dr Clute, TX

Food will fly, so come in early!
🌮🔥