It is a Soggy Bottom Boys headquarters and home to 3 tenants and many residents. President of Residents: Collin Christmas
Dean of Residents: Greg Futch
Rules:
1. HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
2.Parties at the manor are like roller coasters, there is a weight limit.
3. Cops drink for free as long as we go free.
4. Shoes off! Everyone else is doing it. Don't be that guy!
5. This is a house of God. No f**kin
g cussing God Damnit!
6. If you throw up you are cleaning up.
7. You can't touch the women but they can touch whatever they want to.
8. No RUNNING! NO RUNNING OVER THERE!
9. When asked to leave don't take it personally. You don't have to go home you just have to get the f**k out of here.
10. This isn't a cafeteria. No FREE MEALS. Violaters will be shot on sight. The CG is 2 minutes away. If your thirsty swallow your spit.
11. Ladies Drink free. Cross dressers don't count.
12. Much to our surprise, the front lawn is there for the scenery and is not a parking lot. Please park anywhere else but do not piss off the neighbors. We think they could be serial killers.
13. The West Wing is not a short cut. If it were any shorter it would be the way.
14. There will be no fighting on the property. Unless its chicks... in mud and or pudding and jello... in their underwear... or naked...in which Rob gets to referee.
15. A spilled drink results in the following punishments:
1. You drink your spill
2. You flash the audience
3. 10 minutes in the box of shame (only dudes)
16. GO BIG OR GO HOME
17. No drugs do that sh*t somewhere else.
18. You break it you buy it... at what it cost brand new... or what we bought it for... whatever is higher.
19. Whatever is left behind stays behind... especially drinks and expensive things.
20. If you fall asleep with your shoes on. You are able to be drawn on and a multiple of other consequences.
21. Gifts and cash donates constitute an exemption on one rule listed.
22. Alicia needs a stripper pole.
23. COLLIN NEEDS A STrIPPER POLE.
24. That's between Futch and Jon.
25. Know your position in the house
- Jon, Taylor, and Rob are the house
- Greg, Jordan, and Collin are the main residence
- Everyone else is an outcast
*Rules are subject to change and added to
