The Smoked Meat Militia

The Smoked Meat Militia The Smoked Meat Militia - Mobile Concession Unit - Neptune Beach, FL

Fire. Meat. Salt. Love. We're here to defend you from bad barbecue.

•A militia is a group of citizens, banding together to defend what they believe is right.

The girls wanted ribs. Your boy's still got it.   bbq rub, then 3hrs @ 275° over cherry wood and  charcoal, in the  22" ...
04/16/2025

The girls wanted ribs.

Your boy's still got it.

bbq rub, then 3hrs @ 275° over cherry wood and charcoal, in the 22" kettle. Wrapped in foil, 30mins in the oven at 425°. Light saucing with sauce, 5 mins @ 450°.

One of our biggest supporters, team members, mentors, friends, and family, got his wings yesterday. You'll be missed mor...
01/23/2025

One of our biggest supporters, team members, mentors, friends, and family, got his wings yesterday. You'll be missed more than you realize, amigo.

Thank you for everything, Rog. 🙏🪽

"New" truck meant a new plate.Even though the trailer is technically closed, we still use the Myron Mixon Smokers G33 gr...
06/27/2024

"New" truck meant a new plate.

Even though the trailer is technically closed, we still use the Myron Mixon Smokers G33 gravity-fed charcoal smoker for all of our smoked items on the menu at the Community First Igloo!



Kicking it old school for this year's Thanksgiving. Fired up "The O.G." UDS (Ugly Drum Smoker) for a couple 18lb smoked ...
11/23/2023

Kicking it old school for this year's Thanksgiving. Fired up "The O.G." UDS (Ugly Drum Smoker) for a couple 18lb smoked birds. Running dead solid at 300. For those new to our journey, this is what we started on, as a competition team, back in 2013. It's always been reliable, it's always been a dream to cook on.

Leave only your footprints behind, and even then, sweep up afterwards. Moved the trailer to its new storage facility (th...
09/25/2023

Leave only your footprints behind, and even then, sweep up afterwards. Moved the trailer to its new storage facility (thanks a million for the tow, Twisted Okie!), and got the illustrious Bay 12 cleared out for its new tenant. Food Truck City Jacksonville was great to us, and whomever moves in, I hope they get the same experience.

To my FTC family, I can't thank y'all enough. It's been a fun ride.



If you were a fan of our rubs that we used on pulled pork, ribs, chicken, wings, and brisket, you're in luck... they're ...
09/10/2023

If you were a fan of our rubs that we used on pulled pork, ribs, chicken, wings, and brisket, you're in luck... they're available for sale!

⭐️The " " competition rub is what we used on pulled pork, ribs, and chicken. It has 4 different salts (including the beautiful stuff from .salt.co), 3 different sugars, 9 different chiles, and about a dozen or so other proprietary ingredients... 🤫

⭐️The " " rub was our beef-specific rub, and is what we used on our prized brisket. It features espresso, 3 salts (.salt.co here too!), lots of black pepper from , 4 different chiles, and a few other things that really amplify the flavor of beef, and even moreso on brisket.

⭐️The " " rub has a litany of Florida citruses, some smoked salt, a fair bit of chiles, and a smattering of other components that really set it apart.

⭐️All of them are $17/pint, $32/quart. Shipping is additional. Cash, CashApp, Venmo, PayPal, Zelle only.

⭐️Supplies are limited.⭐️

Just a couplea dudes, makin' foods.
08/18/2023

Just a couplea dudes, makin' foods.

Impromptu lunch dates with  are even better when the food is fantastic.  crushes, per usual. Do yourself a favor, and go...
08/18/2023

Impromptu lunch dates with are even better when the food is fantastic. crushes, per usual. Do yourself a favor, and go order the whole menu.

08/17/2023

Our Nomad Sea Salt collection subscription has officially been released.

We have started small with 10 spots at first to get everything streamlined. We have 9 spots left.

Each month you will get locally harvested sea salt from different parts of the country. Yes! In true nomad fashion, we actually will be traveling to these places to use our patent pending extraction processes to extract the sea salt on location! We have a mobile extraction unit just waiting to go. We will be videoing all of our adventures and processes to share with you along the way!

Each subscription comes with a 6oz jar of local sea salt from the area($22 retail) the featured story, a “locals only” surprise from the area AND something special from me personally. 😊

Your jars will be out by the end of the week but I will count the subscription from date ordered and they will arrive on the respective date next month and so on. If you’re local I will deliver like always!!!

$16 a month or one payment of $180.

$15 x’s 12 months = $180

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

For some reason Facebook isn’t linking our website. If you would like to order off there, I’ll PM you the link!!!

We appreciate y’all more than I can say.


🎶"...If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on now, 'Cause there's too many plac...
08/12/2023

🎶"...If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see..."🎶 --

Life is forcing my hand in this, but it's time to let the free bird fly.

"Big B***y Judy" is officially for sale.

2016 Freedom Trailers 28x8.5 V-nose trailer (20' box, 8' porch)
45gal fresh water, 65gal grey water tanks
7gal water heater
Waterdrop carbon filtration on faucets
Sea-Flo 3.3gph water pump (plus a backup)
Arctic Air AR-23 refrigerator
Arctic Air AF-23 freezer
Arctic Air AST28R sandwich prep refrigerator
Star 24" flat top
Southbend 30" 4 burner stove with oven
8' ventilation hood
Ansul system
3 fire extinguishers
Two 100lb propane tanks
Honda EU7000is generator
Myron Mixon Smokers G33 smoker
BBQ Guru UltraQ smoker controller
Three EcoFlow Delta battery backups for refrigerators
EcoFlow River Pro battery backup to power smoker controller and rear porch light
Two 30' 250V/50A power cords
50A to 30A adapter for generator
4 brand new, 235/80-16 14-ply tires
Tandem 7500lb axles
Uriah 5000lb electric tongue jack
Rear porch has 1/4" diamond plate steel for flooring, plus extra bracing

Weighs right at 15,000lbs. Total length, including tongue is 32', width is just under 9'.

$85k, or $80k without the smoker.



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It's been a few months since I've done any significant work with our Covid-Quarantine-March-2020 sourdough starter, "Alb...
08/11/2023

It's been a few months since I've done any significant work with our Covid-Quarantine-March-2020 sourdough starter, "Albert." Brought him (it/them? What's the proper pronoun? 🤷🏼‍♂️) back to proper working strength, and have been baking furiously, lately. High-hydration sourdough, long-fermented brioche, brioche cinnamon rolls, brown butter-chocolate chip cookies... it's been a fun project. Carbs and gluten are a beautiful thing. Eat the bread.

Huge thanks to Vucca Street Food for getting the CEO and I out of the house today. Lunch was fantastic. Nice work, The B...
08/09/2023

Huge thanks to Vucca Street Food for getting the CEO and I out of the house today. Lunch was fantastic. Nice work, The Butt Hutt Smokehouse we'll be back!

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