09/23/2026
SOMEONE FOUND THE EXTENSION CORD!
That’s right — Squirrely’s officially has electricity again, which is great because drinking in the dark is apparently “concerning.”
The beer is cold.
The grill is hot.
The lights are on.
And your favorite neighborhood bad influence is BACK IN BUSINESS.
We spent one night sitting in the dark with nothing but our thoughts, and we can confidently say WE WILL NOT BE DOING THAT AGAIN.
So crawl out of whatever hole you ended up in last night, throw on your finest sweatpants, grab the friend your mother warned you about, and get your tails in here.
We’ve got an entire night of bad decisions to make up for.
POWER: BACK
BEER: COLD
GRUB: HOT
NUTS: LOOSE
STANDARDS : LOW
GOOD JUDGMENT: NEVER CAME BACK ONLINE
The squirrels are plugged in, fully charged and ready to make today everybody else’s problem.
LET’S GET SQUIRRELY WITH IT!