Abandoned Porirua

02/10/2026

🎰 OCTOBER GIG GUIDE 🎰

Welcome to another, slightly late but still extremely visually appealing summary of this month's events at Abandoned Porirua in a single-page, kind of easy-to-read, text-based format!!

Want more information on any of the events? Click the events section on our page; we've got it all there!

See you all soon!

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09/09/2026

🚑 THANKS EVERYONE 🚑

Shout out to everyone who came down to the fundraiser for Wellington Free Ambulance! With the support of all of you, our sponsors, Preston's Master Butchers, Moederland, Pak'nSave Porirua, and of course local South African legends Ronel & Duncan, we raised a total of $1000!

We hope everyone enjoyed the event and that you've all gone away with the knowledge of what a delicious treat South African vetkoek is! WIN WIN WIN if you ask us!!!

Keep your eyes locked on our pages for the announcement of the next fundraising event we're lining up...

Never Say Die

03/08/2026

🏴‍☠️ August Gig Guide 🏴‍☠️

Welcome to the second edition of Abandoned Breweries' latest technological advancement, invented entirely independently by our crack social media team. Welcome to a round up of this month's events at Abandoned Porirua in a single-page, kind of easy-to-read, visual format!!

Want more information on any of the events? We still haven't quite worked out how to display that yet... But if you head on over to the events section of our profile, we've got it all there (probably)!

We even took your extremely harsh feedback on board and made the font a tiny bit larger!

See you next month, love Abandoned Porirua xo

06/07/2026

🚔 July Gig Guide 🚔

Welcome to Abandoned Breweries' latest technological advancement, invented entirely independently by our crack social media team. An advancement so complex and groundbreaking we've slightly missed the planned launch date... Welcome to this month's events at Abandoned Porirua in a single page, kind of easy to read, visual format!!

Want more information on any of the events? We haven't quite worked out how to display that yet... But if you head on over to the events section of our profile and we've got it all there!

Please comment with any feedback you might have on this cutting edge new technology.

See you next month, love Abandoned Porirua xo

24/06/2026

19/03/2026

🚔 NO SIGNS WERE HARMED 🚔

We'd just like to thank everyone for the overwhelming support we received on the last video! And as a special treat, here's some behind-the-scenes action...

No Signs Were Harmed in the Making of this Video!!! 🏴‍☠️

17/03/2026

☠️ BETTER LATE THAN NEVER ☠️

We've sat on our hands for too long... But the final stage of our officially sanctioned Porirua takeover is here! Follow this brand-spanking-new page to keep up to date on all things Porirua!

NEVER SAY DIE