23/09/2026
STORY TIME: The day I swore never to let anyone touch my face again.
Last year, 2025, I decided to let someone do my makeup for an event.
Please note: this was the first time AND the last time someone had ever done makeup on my face. 😭
I was going to be a speaker at the event, so naturally, I said, “Let me look good.”
My dear… I should have just used my regular face and gone. 😂
The makeup was SO heavy. My face looked like it was carrying a separate business entirely.
And the funniest part? The makeup was already peeling before I even left her place. 😭
I looked at myself and thought, “Okay… maybe it will come together when I get to the venue.”
It did not.
I was a SPEAKER that day.
So imagine me standing in front of people with this face looking back at me. 😂
But the real horror was waiting for me after the event.
I got home, washed my face…
AND THIS GIRL HAD SHAVED ALMOST ALL MY EYEBROWS. 😭😭😭
I looked in the mirror and said…
“Who did I offend?”
I was looking like a pigeon. 😭😂
That was officially the first and last time anybody touched my face.
Fast forward to 2026…
I have decided to take matters into my own hands.
I want to learn makeup myself.
Because if I’m going to look like my plantain chips, I need to look SWEET AND SNATCHED. 😋😂
So please, if you know someone who teaches makeup for personal use, tag them for me.
I am ready to learn. 😂
