16/07/2025
** HERE, TRY THIS ACCIDENT:**
๐ฅ *Black Version*:
Imagine a tangerine punched a chocolate bar, then fell into a rum cocktail. Thatโs this.
๐ผ*With Milk*:
Tastes like if your grandmaโs puerh tea got drunk and started telling lies.
**DISCLAIMERS:**
โ๏ธ Beans were selected via "ooh this bag looks pretty" method
โ๏ธ Roast level: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
โ๏ธ Brewing technique: "I pressed start and prayed"
**WHY BUY IT?**
- You enjoy gambling with additional RM6
- You feel bad for me
- Youโre currently hallucinating from caffeine withdrawal
**What you get from it?** :
- 1 free existential crisis (mandatory)
- A complimentary shrug
- The haunting regret of life choices
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**P.S.** Yes thatโs a typo in "blend." No I wonโt fix it. Too tired. Go bother Starbucks."
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**AVAILABLE 7 DAYS A WEEK***
*^*Days may vary based on baristaโs motivation level. Todayโs motivation: "meh."
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