31/01/2023
🤗 Are you ready to Laugh ? 😹
1. Bënz of #8 Milliøn‚ I säy make I deposït #2‚000 fïrst‚ you con dey frøwn façe...
E be likë say you nø wan sëll 😏😂
2. Becausë we mēt at a funeräl you nøw savë my numbër as “burïal boy” your papä na undërtaker... Nønsense 🙄😅
3. You wïll seë a hüngry fän sayïng we bøught Ronaldø for 15O milliøn poünds 😆
4. I get sënse‚ I get sënse. Smäll pikin givë you assignmënt‚ you säy quëstion no correçt.
My brother feär God oo 🤣
5. Welcomë to Nïgeria‚
They wïll be likë: “I wïll keëp you in my prayers” but they don’t evën pray...! 😕😄
6. Maths teaçhers wïll teaçh you additiøn‚ givë subtractiøn for cläss wørk‚ multiplicatiøn for homë wørk‚ divisiøn for cläss tëst then quadratiç equatiøn durïng ëxams 🙆😹
7. You won’t knøw how brøkë you arë untïl the bänk managër çalls you to äsk if you are stïll alïve 😀😒😂
8. WIFË: I wïsh yøu were a newspaper so I cøuld be in your händs all däys
FAITH: I too wïsh you were a newspapers so I cøuld havë a new onë everydäy. 😜😆
9. “When visitïng a siçk persøn”
Ameriçans: Get wëll soon deär
Britïsh: Speēdy recovëry niggä
Nïgerians: Chai !‚ Na thïs kïnd sicknëss kïll Favour oo 🤣
10. If a wøman løoks at you while she’s sïlent and suddënly säy... “Hmmmm”🙆 be cäreful‚ she’s discussïng with satän aboüt your casë 😅
11. *You thïnk you arë doïng me “But you are doïng yourself”* if your Mom haven’t tøld you suçh words‚ you are adoptëd 😹
12. Untïl you are askëd to mäke a sentencë with “ME” that’s whën you wïll knøw Englïsh is nøt your møther’s languagë. 😏😀😄
13. The ønly twø drëams thät çome truë in Afriça... Bëd wettïng and a witçh squeezïng your neçk in the nïght 😕😂
14. My mum askëd my gïrlfriend if she can çook and she repliëd bøldly “mama I cookëd the teä we dränk thïs mornïng”. I faintëd 🙆😲🤣
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☺️ I hope I made you smile 🙈?
