Crumpled Horn

Crumpled Horn Official FB website for the Crumpled Horn pub in Upminster. A fantastic, community focused pub on Corbets Tey Road, opposite Upminster Park.
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We serve international beers, wines and spirits alongside our delicious pub food menu. Situated on Upminster High Street, just opposite the park, The Crumpled Horn is the best pub and bar for miles around, offering an extensive food menu, a great selection of real ales and specials all day every day, complete with excellent table service. Come and enjoy a relaxing drink in the Crumpled Horn with friends in a female friendly environment and party with great music until midnight at the weekends.

09/06/2026

Be honest... who is the "know-it-all" in your friend group? ๐Ÿ‘€ Itโ€™s time to put them to the test!

Bring them down to The Crumpled Horn Pub every Tuesday at 8 PM for Krazy Kaetiโ€™s Kwiz Night! ๐Ÿคช Bring the brainpower, and Kaeti will bring the fun, laughs, and immaculate vibes.

Whether you're a trivia master or just in it for the pub snacks, everyone's welcome. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿบ

โš ๏ธ Spaces are limited due to popular demand, so don't wait to book your table! Letโ€™s see what youโ€™ve got, Upminster! Let the good times roll! ๐Ÿš€

Just look at that stack! ๐Ÿ˜ What's your top burger topping? Bacon? Extra cheese? Gravy?! Let us know in the comments! ๐Ÿ‘‡If...
09/06/2026

Just look at that stack! ๐Ÿ˜ What's your top burger topping? Bacon? Extra cheese? Gravy?! Let us know in the comments! ๐Ÿ‘‡

If this photo has you hungry, youโ€™re in luck. It's burger TUESDAY, which means you can grab this entire feastโ€”burger, fries, and a drinkโ€”for only ยฃ13.50.

Gather your crew and join us. ๐Ÿ”โ˜€๏ธ

Skip the cooking and enjoy one of our amazing burgers and a cold drink with us every Tuesday.

โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: WORLD CUP OPENING NIGHT PARTY! ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธThe wait is officially over! The World Cup kicks off on Thu...
07/06/2026

โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: WORLD CUP OPENING NIGHT PARTY! ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธ

The wait is officially over! The World Cup kicks off on Thursday, 11th June, and we are throwing the ultimate opening night party right here at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster!

Weโ€™re bringing the vibrant energy of Mexico City straight to your local as Mexico takes on South Africa! Get ready for an absolute festival of football, food, and massive atmosphere.

Here is what weโ€™ve got lined up for you from 7 PM:

๐Ÿ“บ The Ultimate Viewing Experience: Watch the game on our BIG screens with full surround soundโ€”you wonโ€™t miss a single second of the action!
๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎ A Taste of Mexico: Weโ€™re serving up ice-cold Mexican Beer Deals and loaded Mexican Nachos all night long.
๐Ÿ“ฑ Order to Table: Donโ€™t worry about missing a goal while queuing; order straight to your table!
๐ŸŽญ Get Involved: Mexican fancy dress is highly encouraged! Dust off your sombreros or ponchos and bring the noise.
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Family Friendly: Bring the whole crew downโ€”everyone is welcome!

๐ŸŒŸ GO VIP FOR A GREAT CAUSE! ๐ŸŒŸ
Want the best seats in the house? We have VIP Tables available to book, with proceeds supporting Prostate Cancer UK. Experience the ultimate opening night while helping us raise money for a fantastic charity!

๐Ÿ“ž Tables will go fast! Call us now on 01708 226698 to secure your spot. Letโ€™s kick off the World Cup in style! ๐ŸŽ‰

Great nights. Greater causes. Stronger community. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›Looking to raise funds for a brilliant cause, charity, or local comm...
07/06/2026

Great nights. Greater causes. Stronger community. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’›

Looking to raise funds for a brilliant cause, charity, or local community project? Letโ€™s make a real difference together! Host your next unforgettable fundraiser right here at The Crumpled Hornโ€”and the best part? It wonโ€™t cost you a single thing.

โŒ NO FEE TO HOST โ€“ You keep 100% to your cause and every single penny raised goes directly where itโ€™s needed most.

We help raise many thousands of pounds every year for local charities, and we love helping you bring the energy! Whether you want to pack the room or keep it cozy, weโ€™ve got some fantastic event ideas to get everyone involved:
โœ๏ธ Quizzes โ€“ Put the community's brains to the test!
๐Ÿ”ข Bingo & Music Bingo โ€“ Eyes down, ears open, and non-stop fun.
๐ŸŽฒ Games Night โ€“ Classic, playful competition for all ages.

๐Ÿ” Bonus: You bring the crowd, and we'll handle the fuelโ€”our kitchen stays open all night for all your food needs!

Ready to get planning? Let's make it a night to remember.

๐Ÿ“ž Get in touch today: Call us on 01708 226698 for more info, or pop in and speak directly to Kaetiโ€”who officially puts the fun in fundraising!

Come on England! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟThe big game against New Zealand kicks off tonight, and thereโ€™s only one place to watch it prope...
06/06/2026

Come on England! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
The big game against New Zealand kicks off tonight, and thereโ€™s only one place to watch it properlyโ€”right here at The Crumpled Horn!
Weโ€™ve got the beers cold, the screens ready, and the atmosphere is going to be electric. Round up your mates, grab a table early, and letโ€™s cheer the boys on together. ๐Ÿบโšฝ๏ธ
Whoโ€™s coming down? Drop your score predictions below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

05/06/2026

๐Ÿšจ6 DAYS TO GO! ๐Ÿšจ
The countdown is ONโ€ฆ the World Cup kicks off in just 6 days ๐Ÿ”ฅโšฝ
Are you ready for those moments? The goals. The drama. The lastโ€‘minute winners.
And trust usโ€ฆ thereโ€™s no better place to watch it than right here.
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05/06/2026

๐Ÿš€ TGIF! THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE! ๐Ÿš€
We are bringing the ultimate vibes tonight!
Get ready for the absolute best music and a party atmosphere you do not want to miss! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿพ PROSECCO DEALS: Pop open a bottle of Prosecco for just ยฃ15.50! The deal kicks off right at 5pm, so do not be late! ๐Ÿฅ‚โœจ
๐Ÿ“ Where it's at: The Crumpled Horn
Tag your weekend squad right now!
Let's get the drinks flowing and start the weekend off right! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ

05/06/2026

COMING SOON!
This summer just got a whole lot more Peachy...
Landing Monday!

LAST CHANCE - Itโ€™s your final weekend to play! ๐Ÿ†โ€‹WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the...
05/06/2026

LAST CHANCE - Itโ€™s your final weekend to play! ๐Ÿ†
โ€‹WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the Trivial Pursuit fun, and grab those last remaining prizes.
โ€‹Donโ€™t miss out on the chance to win our last weekly prize draw to win ยฃ1,000!

๐ŸŒŸ DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! ๐ŸŒŸLooking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us f...
04/06/2026

๐ŸŒŸ DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! ๐ŸŒŸ

Looking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us for a special celebration on June 21st from 12pm to 6pm! ๐ŸŽ‰

Weโ€™ve got something truly special plannedโ€”bring your dad down to The Crumpled Horn for an unforgettable day filled with delicious food, refreshing drinks, and great company.

๐Ÿ” Whatโ€™s on the menu?
Treat Dad to a hearty meal with sizzling favorites that are sure to make him smile!

Why stress over the cooking when you can enjoy a delightful day out? Gather the family and letโ€™s make some memories together!

๐Ÿ“ Join us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
๐Ÿ•’ Our doors are open from 12pm - 6pm for food

Tag your favorite dad and let him know he deserves this day! ๐Ÿ‘‡โค๏ธ

๐Ÿฅฉ STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! ๐ŸฅฉLooking for the perfect dinner plans? Weโ€™ve got you covered.Come on down and enjoy your cho...
04/06/2026

๐Ÿฅฉ STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! ๐Ÿฅฉ
Looking for the perfect dinner plans?
Weโ€™ve got you covered.
Come on down and enjoy your choice of a juicy Rump Steak or a succulent Gammon Steak, served with all the classic trimmings and paired with a refreshing drinkโ€”all for just ยฃ14.75! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Tag someone who needs to see this!๐Ÿ‘‡โœจ
What's included:Your choice of Rump Steak or Gammon. Your favorite sides ๐ŸŸA drink of choice to wash it down ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅ‚
Why cook when we can do the hard work for you?
Gather your friends, family, or your favourite dinner date and treat yourselves to an absolute bargain.
๐Ÿ“ Find us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
๐Ÿ•’ Serving from: 12pm - 8pm
๐Ÿ“ž Call 01708 226698 to book a table, or just walk right in!

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibe...
03/06/2026

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibes, you bring the support.
Let's do this!!

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis HospiceTogether, we raised an amazing ยฃ103...
03/06/2026

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis Hospice
Together, we raised an amazing ยฃ1039.44!!
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
To raise such as huge amount whilst having an awesome day of dance, laughs and friendship is staggering.
This, of course, would not have been possible without the the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex and the organisation of Mark Hughes. To all the DJ's who performed for free and to everyone that joined us.... thank you!!
One love | One community
๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก

02/06/2026

NEW!
Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5%
Heritage | Taste | Quality

01/06/2026

๐ŸŽง Open Decks is BACK tonight at The Crumpled Horn!
Looking for the perfect Monday night plans?
In association with Soul Nights Out In Essex, we are hosting our Open Decks night tonightโ€”and it is all for a fantastic cause supporting Saint Francis Hospice.
Whether you are a seasoned pro, a vinyl collector, or completely new to the decks, come down and get involved.
Here is everything you need to know:
When: Tonight (1st Monday of the month) from 6pm โ€“ 11pm.
Music: Bring your own vinyl and spin your favorite tracks.
Play: Donation to play (all proceeds go to Saint Francis Hospice).Learn:
Want to learn? You can learn to DJ with professionals on site.
Food & Drink: The kitchen is open until 8pm, and our Monday drink deals are running all day.
Come for the music, stay for the great atmosphere, and support an incredible local charity.
๐Ÿ“ž Call 01708 226698 for more info!

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort....
01/06/2026

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!
Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort. We are serving up two massive Monday-only deals to keep you fed and watered without breaking the bank.
Here is what is on the menu every single Monday:
Real Ale: Pouring for just ยฃ2.80 a pint, all day long.
Pie & A Drink: Get a hearty, delicious pie and a refreshing drink for only ยฃ13.50.
Kick off your week the right way. Grab a table, settle in, and let us handle the cooking.
๐Ÿฅง Tag a mate who needs a Monday pick-me-up at The Crumpled Horn!

Good morning Upminster! A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.Join the Rev. Mark Hughes an...
31/05/2026

Good morning Upminster!
A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.
Join the Rev. Mark Hughes and Pastor Clive Bailey for the sweetest music to sooth your soul!
Food available until 6pm including our loaded salads for that lighter bite!
The team are ready with ice-cold beer, international spirits and hand made cocktails!

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play. This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.โ€‹ Don'...
29/05/2026

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play.
This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.โ€‹ Don't worry if you can't get all 6 questions right, you'll still be entered into our weekly prize draw to win ยฃ1,000! ๐Ÿคฉ

40% off main menu food๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ **FOODIE ALERT!** ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŸGet ready to indulge because weโ€™re serving up *40% OFF* our main menu fav...
28/05/2026

40% off main menu food๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ **FOODIE ALERT!** ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŒŸ

Get ready to indulge because weโ€™re serving up *40% OFF* our main menu favorites! ๐ŸŽ‰ Whether you're craving classic pub grub or something a little more adventurous, we've got the perfect dish waiting for you. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•โœจ

Gather your friends, make it a night out, and dive into mouthwatering meals at an unbeatable price. From hearty burgers to delicious vegetarian options, there's something for everyone!

Join us this week and make the most of this incredible offer. Your taste buds will thank you! ๐Ÿ˜‹โค๏ธ

โฐ Hurry, this deal won't last forever! See you soon for a feast to remember!

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰ BIG FLAVORS, LITTLE PRICE! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

26/05/2026

When it's 35ยบ outside and 45ยบ inside.... what do you do?
Well if you're our Krazy Kaeti.... you dance!
Join us for Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz tonight from 8pm!

๐Ÿน Time to cool down? How about a cheeky G&T to sip and savor? ๐ŸŒŸ Join us for a refreshing twist on your favorite classic...
26/05/2026

๐Ÿน Time to cool down? How about a cheeky G&T to sip and savor? ๐ŸŒŸ

Join us for a refreshing twist on your favorite classic, served just the way you like it. Whether youโ€™re lounging in our cozy corners or enjoying the sunshine in the beer garden, this is the drink you deserve!

๐Ÿ‹โœจ Pair your G&T with some delicious sides or loaded fries โ€” perfect for sharing (or not)!

Who's ready to kick back and kick off the weekend early with a little bit of zest in their glass? ๐Ÿ™Œ

โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿป JOIN US IN THE SUN FOR BANK HOLIDAY VIBES! ๐Ÿพโœจ This Bank Holiday, kick back and soak up the vibes with ice-cold beers...
25/05/2026

โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿป JOIN US IN THE SUN FOR BANK HOLIDAY VIBES! ๐Ÿพโœจ

This Bank Holiday, kick back and soak up the vibes with ice-cold beers, refreshing prosecco, and all your favorite drinks at The Crumpled Horn! ๐ŸŽ‰

Whether you're chilling in our beer garden or catching up with friends, there's no better way to celebrate than with a sun-soaked afternoon and great company. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ

โœจ Expect:
๐ŸŒž Sunshine vibes
๐Ÿป Ice-cold drinks
๐Ÿฅณ Good times all around

**Tag your drinking buddies and plan your escape!**

๐Ÿ‘‰ Remember, happy hour is calling! Donโ€™t miss out!

๐Ÿนโœจ

24/05/2026

๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž
Good morning Upminster!
Today is our soul all-dayer for St Francis Hospice.
Join us for cool cocktails, ice cold beer and plenty of fizz.
All the Dj's are playing for free so please donate or buy a raffle ticket.
Our outside is a sun trap so bring your sunscreen!
See you soon!

23/05/2026

We're counting down the days until our opening Mexicana Party on 11th June.
Have you booked your VIP tables yet?
For a small donation to , you can have the best seats in the house!
Call 01708 226698 today!

๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒžWhat a weekend!Join us tomorrow for our annual 'Soul All Dayer' for St Francis Hospice!We'll have the very be...
23/05/2026

๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž
What a weekend!
Join us tomorrow for our annual 'Soul All Dayer' for St Francis Hospice!
We'll have the very best in soul from every decade. All the Dj's from the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex are donating their time. We have a raffle with a St Francis Hamper for the winner.
Wear orange, bring some change for a bank holiday banger!

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33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM142AJ

Opening Hours

Monday 11:30am - 11pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 11pm
Wednesday 11:30am - 11pm
Thursday 11:30am - 11pm
Friday 11:30am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 10:30pm

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