Crumpled Horn

Crumpled Horn Official FB website for the Crumpled Horn pub in Upminster. A fantastic, community focused pub on Corbets Tey Road, opposite Upminster Park.
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We serve international beers, wines and spirits alongside our delicious pub food menu. Situated on Upminster High Street, just opposite the park, The Crumpled Horn is the best pub and bar for miles around, offering an extensive food menu, a great selection of real ales and specials all day every day, complete with excellent table service. Come and enjoy a relaxing drink in the Crumpled Horn with friends in a female friendly environment and party with great music until midnight at the weekends.

03/09/2026

"Let’s get together and feel alright!" 🎶✨

Dust off the Docs and clear your calendar for a night of pure nostalgia, proper skankin' tunes, and good vibes! 🎸🔥

Join us this Saturday, 5th September at The Crumpled Horn for an unforgettable Ska & Reggae Night with the legendary DJ Ska N Mash spinning all the classic anthems!
From two-tone classics to smooth reggae rhythms, we've got the soundtrack to your weekend sorted.

🍻 FREE Entry
🕗 8PM Start
📍 The Crumpled Horn | 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ

Tag your crew, grab a cold pint, and let’s make it a night to remember! Who’s joining us on the dance floor? 👇🕺💃

01/09/2026

🏁 Dust off your loafers and get ready to skank! 🏁
Remember the days of incredible basslines, sharp style, and dancefloors that never stopped moving?
We are bringing those classic vibes right back to Upminster!Join us for a massive SKA & REGGAE NIGHT featuring the legendary tunes of DJ Ska N Mash.

Whether you were raised on the 2-Tone rhythms of The Specials, Madness, and The Beat, or you just want to lose yourself in some sweet, classic reggae roots, this is the night you've been waiting for.Let’s get together and feel alright! 🇯🇲✨

📅 Saturday, 5th September
⏰ 8:00 PM Start
📍 The Crumpled Horn (33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ)
🎟️ FREE ENTRY🔥

HOW TO JOIN THE PARTY:
📞 Book a Table: Entry is free, but tables will fill up fast for this one! Call us or drop us a message to secure the best seats in the house for your group.
👥 Tag Your Crew: Who are you hitting the dancefloor with? Tag your oldest friends and favorite dance partners in the comments below!

📢 Spread the Word:
Hit that Share button and let's get the whole town together for a night to remember.No work the next day, no excuses!

Call the crew, grab a drink, and let's make it a night to remember. See you on the dancefloor! 🕺💃

Our Bank Holiday Soul Special continues this afternoon with a very special 'Open Decks' Our resident Soul DJ Mark Hughes...
31/08/2026

Our Bank Holiday Soul Special continues this afternoon with a very special 'Open Decks' Our resident Soul DJ Mark Hughes is driving the decks but if you love soul, have a decent collection and fancy a little DJ set.... join us!
As usual, we'll be raising money for Saint Francis Hospice. We have a raffle and a few extra bits for sale. Every penny goes to the hospice.
Last bank holiday before.. (Christmas... ssshhhh!)
Kitchen open all day, beer is cold, wine is chilled... all we need is you to bring your dance!

31/08/2026

An amazing Sunday Soul Service! Top Dj's, beautiful people. What a day!
Fancy some more?
Our Open Decks all dayer for Saint Francis Hospice spins off at 2pm.
Make the most of your last Bank Holiday before Christmas!

🎶 SUNDAY SOUL SERVICE ALLDAYER - BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL! 🎶No work tomorrow... dance a little longer! Join us today for an ...
30/08/2026

🎶 SUNDAY SOUL SERVICE ALLDAYER - BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL! 🎶

No work tomorrow... dance a little longer! Join us today for an incredible day of music, good vibes, and great company.

🗓 Date: Sunday 30th August
🕒 Time: 2 PM – 11 PM
📍 Location: The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster, Essex, RM14 2AJ (Just a 10-minute stroll from Upminster Station) 💸 Entry: FREE!

Featuring an unbeatable line-up keeping the dancefloor moving all day and night: ✨ Andy Furneaux ✨ Chris Phillips ✨ Chris McKnight (Reggae Covers) ✨ Clive Bailey ✨ Mark Hughes

Expect the finest cuts of Classic Soul, Disco, Funk, Boogie, Jazz Funk, and Rare Groove.

Tag your crew below and let's make it a Bank Holiday to remember! 🌻🕺💃

28/08/2026

Let's do this!

TGIF!
Prosecco £15.50

Spritz?
HUGO,
LIMONCELLO,
APEROL
2 FOR £12!!

Friiiiiiidayyyyy!

28/08/2026

And there it is. The greatest partnership since farming and complaining about the weather. 🚜🐄
A proper beef pie paired with a proper IPA. Frankly, if you've got a better plan for today, we'd like to hear it. 🍺🥧
Our exclusive Hawkstone IPA & Beef Pie available in pub NOW! https://nuvi.me/ksk6ra

28/08/2026

🚨YOU'RE BANK HOLIDAY BEGINS NOW! 🚨

With the weather nice today, why not join us outside before summer says goodbye!?
Tonight, TGIF returns. Prosecco is just £15.50 after 5pm and the vibe is sweet!
The weekend is Wall 2 Wall amazing!
Music, vibes, attitude all turned up to the max!
Check out the video and our events.
As always, FREE entry throughout.
Whatever the weather, we have you covered!

27/08/2026

🎵 Get ready to dance! 🎵

Ska & Reggae Night is coming to The Crumpled Horn!
Bring your dancing shoes and join us for an incredible night of classic beats and positive vibes.

Here are the details you need to know:
Date: Saturday, 5th September
Time: 8:00 PM start
Location: The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ

Music by: DJ Ska N Mash
Admission: FREE entry

As the legend says, "Let's get together and feel alright."
Tag your friends, spread the word, and we'll see you on the dance floor! 🕺💃

Only

27/08/2026

🌅 THE ULTIMATE IBIZA SUNSET WEEKENDER IS HERE — AND ENTRY IS 100% FREE ALL WEEKEND! 🌅

No plans for the long weekend? Now you do! 🙌
We are turning The Crumpled Horn into the white isle for a massive 3-day Ibiza Sunset Weekender. Get ready for incredible food, huge beats, and those unforgettable summer vibes without spending a penny on tickets! 🌴

🎶Here is your official breakdown of the weekend:✨

SATURDAY: Ibiza Sunset
Daytime: Cool, relaxed Balearic beats to ease you into the bank holiday. 🏝️😎

Sunset & Night:
When the sun goes down, the energy goes UP!
We are dropping Ritmo de la noche and absolute Balearic bangers to keep you dancing. 💃🔥✨

SUNDAY:
Sunday Soul Service All-Dayer

The Main Event:
We are feeding your soul with the absolute best tracks all day and night from 2 PM – 11 PM. 📻❤️✨

MONDAY:

Bank Holiday Soul & Open Decks

Showcase Your Skills: Open decks running from 2 PM – 9 PM. Calling all local DJs—bring your soul tunes, spin your favorite tracks, and show us what you've got! 🎧🎚️

🍕 FOOD, BEATS & MUSIC
You can't party on an empty stomach! 🤤 Our kitchen is open until 9 PM daily, serving up delicious bites to keep you fueled all weekend long. 🍔🔥

Lock it in your calendars, gather your crew, and let’s make this bank holiday one to remember.
No tickets, no entry fees, just pure weekend vibes! 🥳🎉

📍 Venue:
The Crumpled Horn
📅 When:
Saturday, Sunday & Monday
🎟️ Entry:
FREE ALL WEEKEND! 💸

Address

33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM142AJ

Opening Hours

Monday 11:30am - 11pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 11pm
Wednesday 11:30am - 11pm
Thursday 11:30am - 11pm
Friday 11:30am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 10:30pm

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