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Shop make at-home meal kits Le Swine is all about taking a national treasure and showing it the love it deserves.

All the nostalgic elements you love in a good ol’ bacon sarnie have been lovingly handmade or carefully selected for quality. Shop our make-at-home meal kits online - www.leswine.co.uk

09/06/2026

weddings, birthdays & caff bits 💚

came by. If you’re interested in hiring the caff - get in touch - events@leswine.co.uk💚

04/06/2026

came by.

If you’re interested in hiring the caff - get in touch - [email protected]

💚

02/05/2026

We’re open all bank holiday weekend 🤘🏼

Including bank holiday Monday 9am - 2pm

Closed Tuesday and back to normal service from Wednesday

Big thanks to our lovely regular .generali for capturing a few shots of the cafe for her photography course ❤️

10/04/2026

BEEF BUN ON FOR LUNCH TODAY.
SOME OLD FRENCH GEEZER.
OUR GIRL CAT’S 1st BIRTHDAY.
CHIMNEY SWEEP.

01/04/2026

EASTER DOWN THE CAFF 🙏🏽

🔥🔥HOT CROSS BACON BUNS🔥🔥

SERVED ALL WEEKEND

OPENING HOURS:

FRIDAY, SATURDAY & SUNDAY OPEN AS NORMAL.
OPEN EASTER MONDAY 9-2
CLOSED TUESDAY 7th
BACK OPEN AS NORMAL FROM WEDNESDAY 🤘🏼

14/03/2026

Where is the vinegar?

22/02/2026

For all those asking… (no one asked)

Ever wondered why we named the business Le Swine?

I was having a cuppa with a punter outside the caff recently and he asked me “why Le Swine?”. He thought we were trying to sound a bit fancy. Like proper fancy and that.

So here’s the real reason…the moment the idea of the business came about I jumped on the phone to my mate Lucy (who’s a real creative fu**er) and told her I needed a name for the biz. We went for a spot of lunch, I talked her through the concept and that I was leaving my job to sell bacon sarnies. Lu started reeling off words like OINK, PIGGY, PORKY, PORCINE …SWINE.

SWINE - Love that! I went home that night to buy the domain and it had already been taken. I told Lu we need to add another word. “Gimme a couple of hours” she said.

One of the words Lu came back with was “La”. I thought let’s change that to “Le”…Le Swine 🐷

Stuck a lil’ va va voom on an old English word. It instantly reminded me of when Del Boy try’s to sound sophisticated - “Mange tout Rodders”. Perfect.

Anyway, for those still reading, thanks to everyone who has passed by this half term ❤️ it’s appreciated

04/02/2026

🥓 WE’RE HIRING 🥓

We’re looking for an FOH supervisor to come join the team down the caff in East Sheen.

Full time role.

You’ll be joining a passionate team in a proper neighbourhood spot.

If you’ve got a genuine love of hospitality get in touch via [email protected] or drop us a DM on here 🤘🏼

28/01/2026

A MASSIVE THANKS TO FOR TEARING UP BURNS THIS YEAR 🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥

BEST YEAR YET ❤️

18/01/2026

Meant to put this out a few weeks back, but the caff...coupla kids...you know how it goes.

HNY GANG

The biggest and most sincere thanks to the incredible local community who get behind independents. We honestly love seeing you guys week in, week out. And to the weekend punters who don’t mind a queue — we truly appreciate everyone who passes by.

Next, the team. The team is EVERYTHING. It’s also the most rewarding part of the job. I think our team is fu***ng great. So to everyone who has grafted down the caff, past & present - thanks for keeping us moving.

Here’s to more bacon sarnies, parties and cuppas down the caff ❤️

10/01/2026

HE’S BACK FOR BOBBY BURNS 🚨🚨

BURNS NIGHT AT THE CAFF 🚀

BIG AL BACK ON THE PIPES. GONNA BE A BELTER 💙

WHAT’S INCLUDED…

CAMPBELL’S BANNOCK & SEAWEED BUTTER

CRISPY FRIED CULLEN SKINK & CHIP SHOP CURRY SAUCE

BATTERED LORNE. APPLE & WHISKEY BROON SAUCE

HAGGIS NEEPS & TATTIES

TIPSY LAIRD TRIFLE

A WEE DRAM

MUM’S TAKEAWAY TABLET

WHEN?
SATURDAY 24th JAN.
ARRIVE FROM 7:30PM. 1ST COURSE AT 8

WHERE?
170 UPPER RICHMOND ROAD WEST,
EAST SHEEN, SW14 8AW

WHAT’S THE DAMAGE? £80 PER HEAD

SEND US A DM WITH YOUR EMAIL OR GET IN TOUCH WITH [email protected] TO BAG A TABLE 🤘🏼

ONLY A FEW SPOTS REMAINING 🚀🚀🚀

18/12/2025

CHRISTMAS TRADITION. YEAH BOY.

WAKE UP WITH A LIL’ LE SWINE ON CHRISTMAS DAY

GET YOUR BUTTY BOX ORDERS IN BY THIS FRIDAY

LINK IN BIO 🎅🏾

📸

10/12/2025

XMAS OPENING HOURS 🎅🏾

TUESDAY 23RD OPEN AS NORMAL

XMAS EVE 8AM - 1PM

CHRISTMAS & BOXING DAY CLOSED

27TH & 28TH OPEN AS NORMAL

NYE OPEN AS NORMAL

NEW YEARS DAY 9AM - 2PM

OPEN AS NORMAL FROM THE 2ND 🚀

Address

170 Upper Richmond Road West

SW148AW

Website

http://www.leswine.co.uk/

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