the dancing goat

the dancing goat banter and brews since 2009! ��

Pooles first and still the busiest speciality coffee shop with

This is a sign.G3 is getting closer. Painfully close. However we’re not a wham bam thank you man type of crew. We’re res...
02/10/2026

This is a sign.

G3 is getting closer. Painfully close.

However we’re not a wham bam thank you man type of crew. We’re restore. Lovingly and sometimes painstakingly.

We’re in good shape though. Just waiting on some bespoke curved 8mm glass to replace those nasty Perspex ones currently in situ. And guess what. Curved glass isn’t a thing anymore. Seems it’s a world of flat glass out there. Dull.

But. Other than a wait for glass we’re blazing ahead.

Takes time to do things right. And we don’t wanna do it twice.

We know you’re waiting. We know you’re desperate for us. We’re coming. Stand by.

Us Goats are nearly there.





Says it’s all. Rain stops play. Who’d have thought it possible? We will do it again. Promise.However we WILL drag the bb...
27/08/2026

Says it’s all. Rain stops play. Who’d have thought it possible? We will do it again. Promise.

However we WILL drag the bbq and the old boy out Monday morning and cook up some awesome bacon butties 9-11am.

Push on. It’s only rain






since2009

It’s time to say farewell 🥺There comes a time when enough is enough. It’s time.As theGOAT goes from strength to strength...
03/08/2026

It’s time to say farewell 🥺

There comes a time when enough is enough. It’s time.

As theGOAT goes from strength to strength we need to accept that running events alongside our already incredibly busy stores is no longer feasible. Sadly.

We’ve loved getting out and about and doing our thing. We’ve always done it the best we can and that’s why we have to stop. We can no longer give it the love we need.

So. She’s up for sale. Our beautifully little rice box we saved from a field a few years back. With her beautiful aged patina we repaired and replaced any and all worn parts and got her rolling once more for all to enjoy.

So. She’s needs a new stable. A new handler. ASAP

You’ll get

•the RICEBOX in all her glory
•all electrics and ancillary
•a dual fuel FRANCINO espresso machine
•2 high quality Mazzer grinders
•FloJet water pump
•boxes of ‘stuff’ galore

There’s too much to describe but essentially a business in a box. Literally.

We will remove our branding as we must focus elsewhere but happy to do a detailed handover and some light support initially. But it’s simple. You need a Towbar and the ability to make banging coffee.

If you want to see us up and running we are at Parkstone Yacht Club until Friday. Then we’re done.

Of course there needs to be a price. We are prepared to sell everything complete as well as an introduction to all the events we’ve attended prior and are invited back to next year. So that’s a start.

£15000 and you’re on your way to your first million.

DM only. No silly offers.

Thank you.





25/07/2026

BROADSTONE-UPDATE

We need excellent people. NOW.

Head to link in bio ⬆️

🐐🙌☕️





Here we go again. Welcome to the med ☀️☀️🔥🔥🥵We’re in early. Off early.  🙌
22/06/2026

Here we go again. Welcome to the med ☀️☀️🔥🔥🥵

We’re in early. Off early. 🙌

15/06/2026

We’re on. 🔥🍸🍹

THIS Friday. 5-8. All welcome. Bring friends or make some.





  Tonight we smoked, roasted and reversed seared 🥩🔥🍖Great team effort and not a bad looking bunch 🖤🐐Thanks to Matt  for ...
03/06/2026



Tonight we smoked, roasted and reversed seared 🥩🔥🍖

Great team effort and not a bad looking bunch 🖤🐐

Thanks to Matt for teaching us the tricks. 🙌

27/05/2026

So about the weekend..

It went OFF at HQ with busy sundowners Friday night courtesy of and a proper bbq experience led by the man himself on Sunday..

Thanks to all that showed up. Hopefully we’ve captured a few of you on this short reel and please tag and share. 👊🏽

HQ is approaching its 18th year and still it grows. Still it innovates. Still it leads.

But we’d be nothing without YOU 🫵🏽





IMPORTANT We’re going Aussie style 🇦🇺
26/05/2026

IMPORTANT

We’re going Aussie style 🇦🇺


BANK HOLIDAY AT HQ Tomorrow. Friday. Sundowners and it’s actually gonna be HOT. The hottest spot in Ashley Cross with th...
21/05/2026

BANK HOLIDAY AT HQ

Tomorrow. Friday. Sundowners and it’s actually gonna be HOT. The hottest spot in Ashley Cross with the HOTTEST people. Expect cocktails and sunshine. ☀️

on the decks ensuring the best tunes from the master mixer 🎧

Sunday morning. Boss Man on the grill outside HQ 9-11 smashing out the bacon butties first time this year. Always popular. Always generous.

All stores open as usual slightly later start HQ Monday 7am. Still early. No rest for the wicked. 🐐

Enjoy the sunshine guys. We’re smashing out our new COLD BREW and COLD FOAM too. Be sure to try it. It’s super delicious. Available both stores as of NOW.

Basically. We’re on it. We’ve got you. You’ve got us. Keep going.





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31 Parr Street
Poole
BH140JX

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 4pm
Tuesday 7am - 4pm
Wednesday 7am - 4pm
Thursday 7am - 4pm
Friday 7am - 4pm
Saturday 7am - 4pm
Sunday 8am - 3pm

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