16/07/2026
🚨 WANTED: THE SEASONED BANDITS 🚨
We knew our styling was good, but we didn’t realize our tableware was a hot commodity!
Over the last few weeks, a whopping four sets of our salt and pepper mills have mysteriously vanished from across The Pantry Malton and The Pantry Scampston.
To the culprits: we get it, freshly cracked black pepper is a game-changer. But we’re pretty sure “assault and battery” doesn’t mean “a-salt and peppery.” 🧂🕵️♂️
Look, we really don’t want to have to put the price of your morning flat white up just to cover our new “seasoning replacement fund”—so please, if you or your dining room table are currently harboring our missing grinders, just pop them back. No questions asked. We just want our tables reunited with their better halves. ☕️💸
In the meantime, if you see anyone walking down the street suspiciously shaking their hands in a twisting motion... you know who to call.
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