The Fish and Chip Van

The Fish and Chip Van So much more than just fish and chips...... Available for private and event hire.

Friday the 4th June....We're at the GREEN HALL in SMITHTON today from 5-7.00pm. Remember Folks, we won't be back here fo...
05/06/2026

Friday the 4th June....

We're at the GREEN HALL in SMITHTON today from 5-7.00pm. Remember Folks, we won't be back here for the next 3 weeks ....👍😁

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 4th, CROY VILLAGE HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 5th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

Hey Croy remember we are here today and then it'll be about,4 weeks before we are back
04/06/2026

Hey Croy remember we are here today and then it'll be about,4 weeks before we are back

Thursday 4th June....We're back at CROY VILLAGE HALL today, from 5-7.00pm....👍😁This weeks special....battered tiger praw...
04/06/2026

Thursday 4th June....

We're back at CROY VILLAGE HALL today, from 5-7.00pm....👍😁

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 4th, CROY VILLAGE HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 5th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

Aaaaand we'll be there as well, helping to raise as much as possible for a wonderful cause.....😋🤤
03/06/2026

Aaaaand we'll be there as well, helping to raise as much as possible for a wonderful cause.....
😋🤤

Week beginning Monday 1st June....We're back at CROY and SMITHTON this week. Make the most of us Folks, as we're taking ...
01/06/2026

Week beginning Monday 1st June....

We're back at CROY and SMITHTON this week. Make the most of us Folks, as we're taking a couple of weeks off from next Monday, the 8th, to recharge before the summer madness......👍😁

Smithton, we've been staying open later the last 4 weeks, on a strictly trial basis. Didn't work out as well as I'd hoped, so we're back to a 7pm close....👍

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 4th, CROY VILLAGE HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 5th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

Saturday 30th May....We're at FARR COMMUNITY HALL today from 5-7.00pm. Our next visit won't be until July......yup, it's...
30/05/2026

Saturday 30th May....

We're at FARR COMMUNITY HALL today from 5-7.00pm. Our next visit won't be until July......yup, it's holiday time! Plus, on 26th and 27th June we're down at Inverness Crazy Golf sorting out some scran for their brilliant annual MFR Cash for Kids fundraiser. Great job Gussy-Boy and Team 👏😋🤤👍😁

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 28th, WESTER INSHES CO-OP, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 29th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.30pm

Saturday 30th, FARR COMMUNITY HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

Fry-day 29th May....We're back at the GREEN HALL in SMITHTON today Folks, until around 7.30pm 😋🤤👍😁This weeks special......
29/05/2026

Fry-day 29th May....

We're back at the GREEN HALL in SMITHTON today Folks, until around 7.30pm 😋🤤👍😁

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 28th, WESTER INSHES CO-OP, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 29th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.30pm

Saturday 30th, FARR COMMUNITY HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

The hatch is now open at the WESTER INSHES CO-OP. Remember Folks, we won't be back for 4 weeks......🧑‍🦽😋🤤
28/05/2026

The hatch is now open at the WESTER INSHES CO-OP. Remember Folks, we won't be back for 4 weeks......🧑‍🦽😋🤤

Thursday 28th May....WESTER INSHES, we're back with you guys today, then it's gonna be around 4 weeks before our return....
28/05/2026

Thursday 28th May....

WESTER INSHES, we're back with you guys today, then it's gonna be around 4 weeks before our return. Get it while you can 😋🤤👍😁

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 28th, WESTER INSHES CO-OP, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 29th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.30pm

Saturday 30th, FARR COMMUNITY HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

Week beginning Monday 25th May....WESTER INSHES, SMITHTON and FARR this week Folks, see you all there 👍😁We've stayed ope...
25/05/2026

Week beginning Monday 25th May....

WESTER INSHES, SMITHTON and FARR this week Folks, see you all there 👍😁

We've stayed open later at Smithton the last few weeks, and will be open until 7.30 again this week. After that I'll have a think about whether we're going to continue, as it's not really been worthwhile so far....👍

This weeks special....battered tiger prawns and chips, lemon, sweet chilli sauce...........😋🤤.......a bargain at 13 quid

Gluten-free; you know the script by now. Just please let us know you're coming so we can cut down any risk of cross contamination to a minimum.......🚐🐠🍟🍔

This weeks run.....

Thursday 28th, WESTER INSHES CO-OP, from 5-7.00pm

Friday 29th, the GREEN HALL, SMITHTON, from 5-7.30pm

Saturday 30th, FARR COMMUNITY HALL, from 5-7.00pm

Scroll through the pictures to see the menu..

Remember, folks, this is how we earn a living. If somewhere becomes quiet, we have to move on. So, use us or lose us......👍😁

If you've pre-ordered, please let us know as soon as you arrive so we can get you sorted quickly 👍

We take either cash or card payments. We do not have a Website, so if you've ordered online, it's not with us ......
We offer a pre-order service for those who don't wish to queue. Simply message your name, order, and preferred collection time to 07880802379 before 3.30 pm. After this time, we get busy and may not see your order. We will always acknowledge you if we get your message. No response, assume we haven't seen it.
Don't use messenger, we may not get it in time.
If you call and there's no answer, we will try to get back to you. This may not be possible, depending on how busy we are. Don't leave a voicemail, we probably won't get it in time, and if we do, we'll have to call you to confirm it anyway!
Or.........you can just come on down....
If we're having a particularly quiet time we'll close early, and stay open longer if we're busy....

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Inverness

Opening Hours

Wednesday 5pm - 7:30pm
Thursday 5pm - 7pm
Friday 5pm - 7:30pm
Saturday 5pm - 7pm

Telephone

+447880802379

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