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Monday 8am - 3:30pm Tuesday 8am - 3:30pm Wednesday 8am - 3:30pm Friday 8am - 3:30pm Saturday 8am - 3:30pm

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The Spud Van - Hyde Market

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The Spud Van - Hyde Market

Situated on Hyde Market.
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Tameside
Open from 8:00 - 3:30 (Spuds ready at 8:30)
Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri & sat
💳 card payments accepted
💶 Cash payments accepted
🥔 large selection of Hot/Cold fillings.

04/08/2026

Tuesday_Tag_Team
Teamwork makes the dream work:
Paul’s unlocking doors, and I’m unlocking cravings.
Between us, we’ve got your Tuesday sorted —
One of us keeps your keys safe, the other keeps your belly happy.
Guess which one I am.

03/08/2026

Morning, lovely people!
New week, fresh start, and your favourite spud slinger is here to keep you fuelled.
Pop down for a warm jacket potato and a smile — both guaranteed to improve your Monday.
Spuds ready at 8:30. 🥔🥔🥔

01/08/2026

🚨 Saturday Update:
The Spud Van is open and today’s spuds are so delicious, so perfectly cooked, and so stuffed with hot fillings, they officially weigh more than a newborn.
— these are hefty, steamy, fluffy‑centred units that require commitment, wrist strength, and possibly a spotter.

Hot fillings cooked to perfection, flavours that slap harder than Monday morning, and portions that could fix your mood, your day, and your entire personality.
If you’re thinking of being sensible… absolutely not.
Get a spud that makes you say “OH HELLO” and then wonder if you should’ve done a warm‑up first.

31/07/2026

🔥 The Spud Van is BACK, baby.
If you’ve missed us (and let’s be real, your stomach definitely has), roll on down and let us lovingly launch a hot, fluffy jacket potato straight into your soul.

Today’s specials include:

• Potatoes so soft they should probably come with a warning label
• Toppings stacked higher than your weekend washing pile
• Cheese melted smoother than your best chat-up line

If you hear giggling from the van, don’t worry — that’s just the spuds warming up. They’re excited. They’ve missed you. They’re ready to be eaten.

28/07/2026

🛫 Chaos at Check‑in!
The spuds have invaded the airport — passports in one hand, snacks in the other, and absolutely no clue which gate they’re meant to be at. One’s arguing with a baguette, another’s trying to fit a suitcase full of cheese into hand luggage.

They’re boarding soon, heading home to fire up The Spud Van again Friday.
Brace yourselves, Hyde Market — the tatties are coming back tan, tired, and ready to serve! 🥔💼

18/07/2026

It’s your LAST Saturday to get your spud fix before we disappear for a bit.
If you stroll up next week looking confused, that’s on you — the spuds will be sunbathing.
Back on 31st July, ready to overfeed you all again.

17/07/2026

🚨 SPUD EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨

Today’s your last Friday to grab a jacket potato before I shut up shop until 31st July.

Tomorrow is your final day.
After that?
Just you. Alone. Potato-less. Wondering why you didn’t come when you had the chance.

⭐️Don’t live with regret.⭐️
💕Live with toppings.💕

15/07/2026

🏆 Matchday Mayhem at The Spud Van

England go again tonight against Argentina and honestly… the only thing hotter than the tension is the steam coming off our jacket potatoes.

Picture this:
A tiny spud in a Three Lions shirt shouting “IT’S COMING HOME!” while another spud in an Argentina kit keeps trying to handball the coleslaw. Absolute scenes.

Meanwhile, Key Man Paul’s already practising his victory dance and telling everyone he “predicted it back in 1998”.

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🔥 Todays Special:

The Hand of Pod
A glorious England‑powered jacket potato topped with:

• Melted cheese
• Fiery Madras
• A scoop of VAR‑approved crispy onions
• And absolutely no handballs in the making

14/07/2026

🥔💦 When the sun’s out, nothing hits like a fluffy hot jacket potato piled high with cool, creamy, refreshing toppings. It’s the ultimate summer combo — warm base, chilled goodness, and flavours that slap harder than Paul’s key machine on a busy Saturday.

Here’s what’s waiting for you at Hyde Market Square today:

• Chilled Tuna Mayo — cool, creamy, and packed with flavour. Proper sunshine fuel.
• Classic Coleslaw — crunchy, cold, and ridiculously satisfying on a steaming spud.
• Chicken Tikka, mayo — smooth, chilled, and lush. A summer favourite.
• Cheese & Beans — not cold, but still the undefeated champion for those who like to live dangerously.

💛 Whether you’re grabbing lunch on the go or treating yourself to a mid‑day cool‑down, today’s the day to get your cold fillings fix. Your tastebuds will thank you.

Get yourself down to The Spud Van — your potato paradise awaits. 😎🥔✨

13/07/2026

“🚨 SPUD EMERGENCY 🚨
It’s your LAST WEEK to get your spud fix before The Spud Van goes on holiday for 2 whole weeks.
If you turn up next week crying for a cheese & beans… I’ll be sunbathing and ignoring you.
So get yourself down to Hyde Market Square and fill your boots (and your belly) while you still can.
Hot spuds. Cold fillings. Big portions. Zero regrets.
Don’t be the one who misses out — your future self will judge you.”

Address

Hyde Market
Hyde
SK141AQ

Opening Hours

Monday	8am - 3:30pm
Tuesday	8am - 3:30pm
Wednesday	8am - 3:30pm
Friday	8am - 3:30pm
Saturday	8am - 3:30pm

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