Oi Cakes

24/09/2026

🚨 I MESSED UP!… AGAIN! 🚨

And honestly? This is only good news for you creeps. 😈

Ordered a BARE BONES September box?

The FIRST creep to comment below will get their box upgraded to a fully decorated box for FREE! 🩸

Yep. My mistake = your gain. 😂

And there are now 8 MORE October boxes available on the website — arriving just in time for Halloween! 🎃🩸

Get one before they’re gone. 🔪

🖤 Comment below if you’ve got a Bare Bones September box! - Also on other platforms -

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24/09/2026

If any Sen parents need an iPad for communication or regulation, go enter!

😮 IPAD for free 🚨 drop Vend Mobile Catterick a follow and soon as it gets to 500 followers…..Jack has dropped me an iPad 11th gen to pick a winner from the comments ⬇️🤩
So all ya gotta do is 3 things:

1.follow the page above
2.drop in the comments wether your an iPhone or android fan 😂
3.tag a mate

*but you must’ve bought at least £1 worth of entries on red hot raffles in the past 60days

Great to help a local business but even better for you guys - a free IPAD!!! Here’s the lowdown on vend mobile ⬇️

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24/09/2026

CREEPS, I NEED YOU! 🔪🩸

Think my bakes are KILLER? Think they deserve a mention?

Leaving a review takes a few seconds, but it makes a HUGE difference to my little business. Reviews help new customers find me, trust me enough to order, and help me grow. 🖤

If you’ve ordered from me, eaten my bakes and enjoyed them, please take a moment to tell people what you thought!

Google, Facebook… or BOTH if you’re a true creep. 🖤

👇 GOOGLE REVIEW LINK:
https://g.page/r/CbYJDrZHB963ECE/review

📱 Not sure how to copy the link?
Screenshot this post, then press and hold on the link/text until the copy option appears. Tap Copy, then paste it into your browser. Easy! 🩸

Honestly, every review means the world and helps more than you probably realise. 🖤

24/09/2026

24/09/2026

🩸 CREEPS! 🩸

Despite ALL the challenges this box has thrown at me, it’s honestly turning into my favourite box to date! 😈

There’s one thing I’m doing with this box that is literally BLOODY DISGUSTING… and I absolutely LOVE it. 🤢🔪🩸

The finishing touches for the decor and details are starting to come together, and I’m so bloody excited to see this one all finished!

We’re not far off now, creeps! 👀

I’m aiming for dispatch on 29th September — assuming I survive the process. 💀

I cannot WAIT for you to see this one. 🖤🩸

22/09/2026

Afternoon, creeps… 🖤

I’m deep in prep for the September box, getting everything made early enough to give all the details time to set properly.

And let me tell you… this one has TESTED me. 💀

Ingredient deliveries arriving unusable. A sizing error on my edible images meaning I’ve wasted 16 sheets and a frankly obscene amount of edible ink. Designing a cutter specifically for this has been trial, error, more error… and HOURS of it. 😂

BUT… the bits that are working are finally coming together, and they’re looking SO GOOD. 👀

So brace yourselves. It’s been a frustrating one so far, but I have a feeling the payoff is going to be IMMENSE. 🩸🔪

The Black Casket Cult is always a labour of love… and this one is definitely making me earn it. 🖤

And while you’re here, please go show one of our fellow creeps, Sammy Jo, some love! 🖤 She designed a KILLER box for you all, and you can now preorder her design on the website! Go give her some love and grab yourself a box. 🩸

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22/09/2026

🤡 DON’T BE THAT CREEP.

The creep who waits until everyone’s posting their boxes and then says…

“I wish I’d ordered one.”

“Are you doing these again?!”

Every. Single. Time.

So here’s your warning. 🩸

Sammy Jo’s Killer Clown Collection is LIVE.

A completely mystery box of horror bakes inspired by iconic killer clowns from across the horror universe.

🎪 6 mystery bakes
🔪 5 themed bakes
🤡 1 hand-sculpted centrepiece
❌ No spoilers. You’ll only find out what’s inside when you open it.

This one’s extra special too—Sammy Jo won our competition and her prize was designing her very own Oi! Cakes mystery box. This is the box she created.

💀 £35 + P&P
📦 Dispatch: 16th October

Order yours now, because when the reveal videos start flooding your feed…

Don’t be that creep.

🩸 oi-cakes.myshopify.com

21/09/2026

Afternoon creeps… 🩸🖤

Urghhh, socials are feeling DEAD at the moment… tell me it’s not just me?! 👀

So while the algorithm sits there pretending we don’t exist, let’s have a bloody chat. 😂

🩸 What horrors have you been watching lately?
New releases, old favourites, absolute garbage you secretly loved… I want to know.

🕷️ And where are you finding your spooky s**t?!
Because honestly… WHY is everything still so cute?! 😭

I want CREEPY.
I want GOTHIC.
I want UNSETTLING.
I want the sort of bedding that makes your mum ask if you’re okay. 💀

Proper spooky decor. Horror clothing. Macabre homeware. Weird little things you absolutely don’t need but must own.

Shops are slowly bringing Halloween back, which I LOVE… but can we please move past the smiling pumpkins and cute ghosts and give us the HORROR?! 🩸

So… where are you lot finding the good stuff? 👇

And what horror have you been watching? 🎬🔪

20/09/2026

🎪 ROLL UP, ROLL UP! 🎪

You’re invited to Sammy Jo’s Killer Clown Collection 🤡🔪

🎪 6 STRANGE FLAVOURS
🎪 1 CIRCUS OF CHAOS
🎪 MURDEROUSLY GOOD BAKES

Step right up and meet the clowns… if you dare.

🩸 PREORDER NOW
📦 DISPATCH 16TH OCTOBER

🛒 oi-cakes.myshopify.com

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